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Can you share some learning to drive funny stories?

2024-11-23 02:45
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A guy was learning to drive on a narrow road. He saw a chicken crossing the road and panicked. Instead of just slowing down, he swerved the car and almost ended up in a ditch. His instructor just stared at him in disbelief and said 'It was just a chicken!' and the guy replied 'But it was a really fast chicken!'

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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What are some common learning to drive funny stories?

1 answer
2024-11-23 06:49

A girl was learning to drive and she was trying to parallel park. She was getting so frustrated because she couldn't get it right. She finally managed to get the car in between two cars, but she was so close to one of them that she couldn't open her door to get out. She had to climb over to the passenger side to get out. It was quite a sight.

Can you share some funny drive - through stories?

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2024-12-03 06:35

Sure. One time I was at a drive - through and the person taking my order had the most hilarious accent. He said 'would you like some friez' instead of fries. It made me laugh so hard.

Can you share some funny test drive stories?

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2024-11-12 07:34

Sure. Once a friend of mine went for a test drive of a convertible. As he was driving on a country road, a flock of geese suddenly crossed the road. He panicked and honked, which made the geese scatter everywhere. It was chaos but hilarious.

Can you share some funny drive thru stories?

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2024-11-09 17:17

Sure! Once I was at a drive - thru and the person taking my order had a really thick accent. I ordered a burger and fries but he thought I said 'burger and ice'. So he kept asking me if I really wanted ice instead of fries. It was so confusing but also hilarious in the end.

Can you share some machine learning funny stories?

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2024-12-15 02:29

Sure! There was a story about a machine learning project aiming to recognize animals in pictures. But it kept misidentifying a cat as a muffin because the cat was curled up in a round shape and had a similar color to a muffin. It was hilarious how the algorithm got so confused.

Can you share some funny learning English stories?

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2024-11-14 07:22

Sure. One story is about a foreigner who tried to buy 'chicken feet' in China. He asked for 'chicken's feet' directly, but the local vendor didn't understand at first. After some gestures, the vendor finally got it. It shows how different expressions in different cultures can lead to funny situations in English learning, like learning food - related vocabulary.

Can you share some learning English funny stories?

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2024-11-08 03:55

Sure. There is a story about a foreigner who tried to buy 'chicken feet' in China. He asked the storekeeper 'Do you have chicken's feet?' But he pronounced it as 'chicken's foots'. The storekeeper was a bit confused at first, but then they both had a good laugh when the mistake was corrected.

Share some funny McDonald's drive - thru stories.

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2024-11-01 18:43

One time at the McDonald's drive - thru, I ordered a Big Mac meal. When I got to the window, the cashier handed me my drink and then paused. He looked at me and said, 'I just realized I gave you the wrong size cup for your drink. But you know what? Have this big one for free!' It was a nice little surprise.

Can you share some drive in movie experiences instead of 'drive in sex stories'?

1 answer
2024-11-05 22:47

I once went to a drive - in to see a romantic comedy. It was a warm summer night, and the stars were out. We had our car decked out with some comfy blankets. Before the movie started, we walked around the drive - in and saw all the different cars and people getting ready. During the movie, we laughed a lot and it was just a really enjoyable and laid - back experience.

Can you share some drive change success stories?

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2024-12-05 04:53

There was a school that drove change successfully. The school noticed that students were not very interested in physical education. So, they revamped their PE program. They introduced new and exciting sports, like parkour and ultimate frisbee. They also made the PE classes more inclusive by having different levels of difficulty. As a result, student participation in PE increased drastically. Students became more physically active, which also had a positive impact on their academic performance as they were more focused and energetic in class.

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