Can you share some adult funny stories?

Once there was a guy who tried to sell his old refrigerator. He put a sign on it that said 'Fridge for sale. One owner, hardly used.' A passerby asked, 'How is it hardly used if it has one owner?' The guy said, 'Well, I hardly use it because it doesn't keep anything cold!'

Here is one. A man went to a doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor was surprised but calmly replied, 'Well, lie down on the couch there.' The man said, 'I'm not allowed on the couch!' Another one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

An adult went to a karaoke bar with friends. He was so excited to sing his favorite song. But when the music started, he completely forgot the lyrics. Instead of being embarrassed, he started making up the most hilarious lyrics on the spot. His friends couldn't stop laughing and soon the whole bar was enjoying his improvised performance.

Well, consider a man named Ben. He had a pen, that was his friend. He'd write all day, in a very gay, way and his stories had no end. There was also a woman named Jane, who had a cane. She walked in the lane, without any pain, and looked at the sky's domain.

Sure. Here is one. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor was a bit puzzled but replied, 'You don't need me. You need a psychiatrist.' The man said, 'Yes, I know.' Then the doctor asked, 'So why did you come here?' The man replied, 'Well, the light was on.'

One funny bedtime story could be about a clumsy wizard. He was trying to make a sleeping potion but accidentally turned his cat into a giant, fluffy pillow. His cat was not amused and chased him around the house until the wizard finally managed to reverse the spell. It was a chaotic but hilarious night in the wizard's little cottage.

Sure. Once, an adult friend of mine went on a trip to a small village. He was trying to find a place to stay and ended up at a very old - fashioned inn. When he asked for a room, the innkeeper, who was an elderly lady, showed him to a room with a really creaky bed. That night, every time he turned in bed, it made such a loud noise that he was convinced the whole inn could hear. But in the morning, when he went downstairs, the lady just smiled at him knowingly as if she was used to such things.

An adult couple had a very large and clumsy dog. At bedtime, the dog always tried to squeeze into their small bed. One night, the dog managed to get in but then couldn't turn around. It ended up with its head at the foot of the bed and its tail in their faces. The couple laughed so hard that they almost forgot they were supposed to be sleeping.

At an adult Christmas party, they had a Secret Santa exchange. One person received a very strange gift - a pair of socks with pictures of reindeer that were so big they could fit on their arms. Everyone cracked up and it became the talk of the party.

A woman was at a comedy show. She was sitting in the front row. The comedian noticed her and started making jokes about her big, floppy hat. She took it all in good humor and when the comedian asked if she had any comeback, she stood up, took off her hat, and revealed a crazy hairdo underneath that was even funnier. The whole audience erupted in laughter.