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What are some of the most interesting funny hypocrisy stories you've heard?

2024-11-22 05:30
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I heard of a man who was constantly on social media promoting healthy eating and fitness. He would post pictures of himself with all kinds of healthy food and talk about his intense workout routines. But in reality, he spent most of his days sitting on the couch eating junk food. His online image was completely false, which was really funny in a way.

A religious leader comes to mind. He preached about love and acceptance for all people, no matter their background. But when it came to a particular group that he didn't like, he would spread negative and unkind remarks. His actions were completely at odds with his teachings, and it was a rather humorous (in a dark way) example of hypocrisy. It just shows that some people can say one thing and do another, especially when they think they are above reproach.

One story is about a neighbor. This neighbor was always scolding others for not recycling properly. She would go around the neighborhood and give lectures on how important it was to recycle. But when no one was looking, she would just throw all her recyclables in the regular trash bin. It was so hypocritical of her. It was like she wanted to seem environmentally conscious but didn't actually want to put in the effort herself.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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What are some of the most interesting funny geocaching stories you've heard?

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2024-12-03 14:34

There's a story where a geocacher was searching for a cache near a beach. He saw a seagull standing on what he thought was the cache. He tried to shoo the seagull away gently, but the seagull was very protective. Eventually, the seagull flew away and he found the cache. It was really funny how the seagull thought it was its own little treasure.

What are some of the most interesting cruise funny stories you've heard?

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2024-12-02 15:34

A friend told me about a cruise where they had a 'guess the weight of the fish' competition. One guy guessed a ridiculously high number, like 500 pounds for a small fish. When they actually weighed it and it was only 5 pounds, everyone couldn't stop laughing at his over - the - top guess.

What are some of the most interesting funny ancestry stories you've heard?

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2024-11-28 11:22

I heard of an ancestor who thought he could fly. He climbed up on the roof of his barn, flapped his arms made from chicken feathers, and jumped. Of course, he didn't fly but ended up in a haystack unharmed, and it became a hilarious family legend.

What are some of the most interesting funny true stories you've heard?

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2024-11-20 05:18

There was a student who fell asleep during an exam. When the teacher woke him up, he was so disoriented that he started writing his name on the desk instead of the exam paper. The whole class burst out laughing, and the teacher had a hard time getting him to realize what was going on. This story shows how our minds can play tricks on us when we're half - asleep.

What are some of the most interesting funny encounters stories you've heard?

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2024-11-19 04:29

There was a story of a couple at a zoo. They were looking at the monkeys and the man decided to do a little monkey impression. He was jumping around and making funny faces. Well, one of the monkeys got really interested in him and started mimicking his actions right back. It was like they were having a little comedy show just for the onlookers.

What are some of the most interesting vacation funny stories you've heard?

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2024-11-17 20:04

I heard about a family vacation at a beach resort. The kids were building sandcastles and the dad decided to join in. He was so into it that he didn't notice the incoming tide. When the first wave came, it washed away half of their masterpiece. The dad tried to save it by jumping in front of the wave, but ended up getting soaked. The whole family was laughing so hard at his attempt to protect the sandcastle.

What are some of the most interesting funny scar stories you've heard?

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2024-11-13 20:25

A guy I know got a scar on his nose. He was at a zoo, leaning in too close to the monkey cage to get a better look. The monkey reached out and scratched his nose. It was quite a shock at the time but he now laughs about how curious he was and how unpredictable monkeys can be.

What are some of the most interesting funny eavesdropping stories you've heard?

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2024-11-12 09:52

I heard this one time in a park. A boy was trying to convince his sister that he could talk to squirrels. He said he had a secret language and the squirrels told him where the best nuts were hidden. His sister just rolled her eyes but it was hilarious.

What are some of the most interesting funny genealogy stories you've heard?

1 answer
2024-11-11 08:08

I heard of a family where they found out that their long - ago relative was a court jester. There were old portraits that showed a man in a colorful costume making funny faces. It was hilarious to think that they had such an entertaining ancestor.

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1 answer
2024-11-04 14:00

There was a man who started nofap. As a result, his confidence grew. He went to a social event and instead of being shy and staying in the corner, he was the life of the party. He told jokes, danced, and made a lot of new friends. He later realized that nofap had helped him break free from some self - consciousness that he didn't even know he had. He was really happy with the new version of himself that nofap was helping him become.

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