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What are some of the most humorous Irish court stories you know?

2024-11-23 05:42
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A rather humorous Irish court story involves a man who was sued for accidentally painting his neighbor's fence the wrong color. In court, he said that he thought the fence was his because it looked so inviting in the wrong color. He even showed pictures of how he thought the fence was an 'eyesore' before he painted it, and how much better it looked in the new color, even if it was the wrong one. This had the courtroom in stitches.

I've heard of a case where a young lad was brought to court for riding his bicycle on the wrong side of the road. He argued that he was following a leprechaun who was leading him astray. The absurdity of his excuse made the court burst into laughter. You see, in Irish folklore, leprechauns are known for their mischief, but using one as an excuse in court was rather unique. The judge had to compose himself before making a ruling.

One story is about a man who was in court for not paying his pub tab. He told the judge that he thought the drinks were on the house because the bartender was so friendly. The judge found it quite amusing.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

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Can you share some funny Irish court stories?

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2024-11-23 01:27

There's this funny story about an Irish court case. A man was in court for public drunkenness. When the judge asked him why he was so drunk, he said he was celebrating finding a four - leaf clover. He then proceeded to pull out a handful of what he thought were four - leaf clovers but were actually just regular clover, which made everyone in the courtroom chuckle.

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