What are some of the most memorable funny and embarrassing pee stories you've heard?

I heard about a guy who went on a first date at a fancy restaurant. He wanted to impress his date so he ordered something he thought was a high - class dish. But when it came, he had no idea how to eat it. He ended up making a mess and getting food all over his face. His date was not impressed at all.

I heard about a groom who was supposed to say his vows. But instead of the romantic words he had practiced, he accidentally started reciting a recipe for his favorite cake. His bride couldn't stop laughing and neither could the guests.

I heard about a hooker who mistook a priest for a regular client. She started her usual pitch and the poor priest was so flustered. He just started praying out loud, which made the hooker realize her mistake and run away in embarrassment.

I heard about a girl who thought her boyfriend was going to propose on Valentine's Day. She got all dressed up and was waiting for a romantic dinner. But instead, he broke up with her right after the appetizer, saying he wanted to be single to focus on his career. The funny thing was she was so stunned that she just started laughing uncontrollably. Later she realized it was better this way.

I heard about a guy who bet on a horse race. He picked the horse because it had a name similar to his girlfriend's. The horse was a total underdog, but it ended up winning. He was over the moon and said it was fate. He ran around the track cheering like a crazy person.

A friend of mine was at a wedding. She was wearing high heels and walking on the grass. She tripped over a small hole in the ground and fell right into the wedding cake! Everyone was shocked at first but then burst out laughing. It was quite a mess but also a really funny moment.

A story I'll never forget is from a camping trip. A guy was trying to set up his tent. He had all the poles in place but then accidentally let go of one side. The whole tent collapsed on him. He was struggling to get out while his friends were recording it on their phones and laughing. It was really hilarious and we still talk about it sometimes.

There was a couple who started a TikTok challenge during quarantine. They were doing all these crazy dance moves and challenges. Their videos were so funny that they got a lot of followers. It was a great way for them to pass the time and also share some laughs with others. They even got some of their neighbors to join in later.

There was a story about a dog that got into a fight with a vacuum cleaner. The dog was barking and running around the vacuum as if it was a real enemy. It was really funny to imagine.

A story I heard was about a student in class. The teacher asked if anyone knew what 'a piece of cake' meant as an idiom. A student raised his hand and said 'It means a real piece of cake!'. The whole class couldn't stop laughing. It was so simple yet hilarious.