Can you share some examples from 'ultra wacky animal stories'?

The unexpectedness. Animals doing things that are completely out of their normal behavior. Like a fish trying to climb a tree. It's just so different from what we expect that it grabs our attention.

Well, the origin of the QWERTY keyboard layout has a wacky side. It was designed to slow down typists in the early days of typewriters to prevent key jamming. Also, the story of how the hot dog came to be is strange. It started as a sausage in a bun in Germany and then became a popular American street food with various toppings added over time.

Sure. There's the story of the axolotl. It's a type of salamander that can regenerate its limbs, spinal cord, heart, and other organs. Another is the star - nosed mole. It has a really strange nose that looks like a star and is extremely sensitive, helping it find food quickly in the dark. And then there are tardigrades. These tiny creatures can survive extreme conditions like intense heat, cold, and even the vacuum of space.

Sure. There are mice that have been genetically engineered to glow in the dark. This is often done by inserting a gene from a bioluminescent organism into the mouse's genome. It helps scientists to track the movement of cells or the spread of diseases within the mouse's body.

Sharing erotic stories, even if related to animals, is inappropriate and goes against ethical and moral standards, so I cannot provide such examples.

Sure. In some Buddhist animal wisdom stories, there is the story of the wise elephant. It shows great intelligence and kindness, often helping other animals in the forest. For example, it uses its strength to move big obstacles to create paths for smaller animals.

Sure. One short story could be about a puppy locked in a small, dark shed all day with no food or water. The owner just left it there, not caring about its basic needs. Another could be a horse that was whipped harshly by its trainer just to make it run faster, even when it was clearly exhausted.

Sure. 'Black Beauty' is a great one. It's about a horse named Black Beauty and his experiences with different human owners. Some are kind, while others are cruel, showing the complex relationship between man and animal. Another is 'The Jungle Book', where Mowgli grows up among the animals and has different relationships with various creatures, from his wolf family to his friend Bagheera the panther.

Sure. There is the story of a goat and a donkey. The goat was often lonely, but then it befriended the donkey. They would eat together and even protect each other from other animals in the farm. Another one is about a dog and a duck. The dog, instead of chasing the duck as most dogs would, became its friend. They would walk around the yard side by side.

Sure! There is the story of a dog and a duck. The dog protected the duck from other animals in the farm. They would play together every day, with the dog gently nudging the duck during their games.