What are the most memorable stewardship funny stories you know?

One funny raccoon story is when a raccoon got into a shed full of old tools. It found a broom and started dragging it around like it was its new best friend. It dragged the broom outside and then used it to try and reach some birdseed that was hanging from a tree branch. It was so creative in its attempts, and it was really funny to watch it struggle with the long broom.

There's a story of a consultant who went to a different country for a project. He didn't know the local language well. When he was trying to order lunch at the cafeteria near the office, he ended up ordering something completely different from what he thought. He got a plate full of pickled fish heads instead of a sandwich. His face when he saw it was priceless.

A story that stands out is when a young boy put on his dad's huge boots and tried to walk around, falling every few steps. It was hilarious. There was also a case where a parrot started talking like a pirate after watching a pirate movie. And a man who went to a job interview with his fly open and didn't realize until the interviewer told him at the end.

I remember a yandere story where a character was convinced that their love interest's pet dog didn't like them. So, they tried to win the dog over by dressing up as a dog themselves. They ran around on all fours, barking and wagging an imaginary tail. The love interest walked in on this scene and couldn't stop laughing. The yandere was a bit embarrassed at first but then joined in the laughter.

There was a woman who took a benzo and then went grocery shopping. She got to the dairy section and was so entranced by the different types of cheese that she started talking to them as if they were old friends. She was saying things like 'Oh, you look so delicious, Mr. Cheddar' in a really loud voice. People around her were either amused or very confused.

A man was sedated for a routine colonoscopy. As he was coming out of sedation, he started speaking in a made - up language. He was gesturing wildly and seemed to be having an intense conversation with an imaginary person. It was so funny that the doctors and nurses still talk about it.

One story is about a landlord and a tenant. The tenant wanted to lower the rent. He showed up to the negotiation wearing a really old, shabby coat and said he was so poor he could barely afford food. The landlord felt sorry for him and agreed to a small rent reduction. Later, the landlord found out the tenant was a successful artist who just liked to bargain in a very dramatic way.

I remember a story about a cat that saw its reflection in a mirror for the first time. It thought it was another cat and started to attack the mirror. It was pawing at it and hissing, not realizing it was just its own reflection. It was quite a funny action.

I know a story where a therapist's office was right next to a construction site. During a session, the loud drilling noises outside were very distracting. Instead of getting frustrated, the therapist incorporated it into the session. He told the patient that just like the construction was trying to build something new, they were also building a new mindset. The patient found it so funny and it actually helped them focus better.

I know a story where a carer was taking care of a patient who had a parrot. The parrot would mimic the carer's every word. One day, the carer accidentally stubbed her toe and let out a string of funny words. The parrot repeated them all, making everyone in the room burst out laughing.