What are some of the most popular funny jokes and funny stories?

A popular Nigerian joke is about the traffic. A man said, 'In Lagos, if you are in traffic for only one hour, you should thank God it's not a holiday!' Lagos traffic is notoriously bad and this joke makes light of the situation.

Well, there's the story where akpos tried to bake a cake. He followed the recipe wrong in so many ways. He added salt instead of sugar in large amounts. When his mother tasted it, she made a face and Akpos said, 'I thought it was a new kind of diet cake for people who don't like sweet things!' His misadventures in the kitchen are always good for a laugh. The details of his wrong steps and his creative explanations make this story really funny.

Well, a popular joke is: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, there was a woman who was trying to lose weight. She had a dream that she was at a buffet and she was so happy. But then she woke up and realized she had just eaten a pillow.

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.

Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'

One joke is: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Simple and easy to remember, right?

Here's one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. This joke can add a touch of humor to a story about a science - loving character or a situation in a science lab.

Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!