Can you share some funny jokes and funny stories?

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.

Once there was a bear that went to a bar. The bartender asked him what he wanted. The bear said, 'I'll have a gin... and tonic.' The bartender said, 'Sure, but why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I've always had them.'

Here is a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was a small joke within the story. Another one is, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor?' And the guy says, 'No, just spots.'

Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'

Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.

Once there was a Hindi joke. A man goes to a doctor and says, 'Doctor, I keep forgetting things.' The doctor asks, 'Since when?' The man says, 'Since when what?' This simple play on forgetfulness makes it a funny Hindi - style joke story.

Sure. Here's one. A student was asked by the teacher what his father does for a living. He said, 'My dad is a magician. He can cut people in half and then put them back together again.' The teacher was shocked and said, 'That's a very dangerous job.' The student replied, 'It's okay. He only does it on Tuesdays.'

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's funny because it plays on the double meaning of 'make up'. Atoms literally make up everything in the physical sense, but the phrase 'make up' can also mean to lie, so it's a humorous play on words.

Here is another joke. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'