How to make sense of the phrase 'wife wants new dick story' if it's not what it seems?

Honestly, it's a very confusing phrase. It doesn't seem to follow normal grammar or common usage. It could be a very creative or misphrased attempt at communication. Maybe it was meant to be 'The wife saw a new story first' but got jumbled up somehow.

No, it's a rather confusing phrase. The misspelling of 'breded' makes it difficult to understand its intended meaning. It could be a made - up or very region - specific term.

This phrase is a mess. First, the correct spelling for the verb related to self - pleasure is'masturbates' not'masterbates'. Second, 'adance' is not a word at all. Given 'wife' and'story', we might expect a story about a wife, but the other parts make it impossible to understand without major clarification or correction.

I'm not sure what exactly this phrase is supposed to mean as it is rather unclear and inappropriate. It could potentially be some sort of made - up or very niche and improper expression.

I can't really make sense of it as it is. It could be a wrong combination of words. Perhaps it was intended to be something else entirely.

It could be a completely made - up and rather strange statement. Maybe it was a wrong typing or a very creative, but confusing way of saying the wife wants a new 'direction' or 'dick' could be misheard or misspelled for something else.

Sharing such a story is highly inappropriate as it involves vulgar and private sexual content that should be kept within the boundaries of a couple's relationship and not made public.

Such topics are not suitable for public discussion as they cross the boundaries of good taste and propriety.

Maybe 'caught jerking' is about being caught while making a quick, uncoordinated movement. And'mom' is the one who caught it. '2 story' could be as simple as it being the second part of a story about this event.

I'm not familiar with the word 'nudisy'. If it's a misspelling, and it was meant to be 'nasty', then it could be a rather unflattering story about a mom. But as it stands, it's hard to make sense of.