What are some of the funniest wife and husband stories you've heard?

A friend's husband was trying to be helpful and clean the house. He vacuumed up a small rug thinking it was just a big piece of dirt. When his wife found out, she couldn't stop laughing.

A husband once dressed as a female superhero for Halloween. He had a tight - fitting costume that was a bit too small for him, so it looked really comical. He also had a cape and a mask. But the best part was that he kept trying to do superhero poses like the female version would, and it was so awkward yet hilarious. He ended up winning the 'funniest costume' award at the party.

There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.

I heard about a husband who set up a hookup in their own backyard. He decorated it with fairy lights and candles. He made a little camping area with a tent and cooked her favorite meal over a small grill. They spent the evening stargazing from their tent in their own backyard, which was a very unique and romantic experience for them.

At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.

One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.

A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.

I heard of a patient who started making chemo - related memes during his treatment and shared them with the other patients. They were things like a picture of a chemo bag with the caption 'My new sidekick for the fight'. Everyone thought they were hilarious.

There was a girl who, during PMS, thought that her cat was plotting against her. She saw the cat looking at her in a certain way and was convinced it was trying to steal her favorite spot on the couch. She chased the cat around the house until she realized how silly she was being.

My sister was trying a new glittery eyeshadow look. She put on so much glitter that when she blinked, glitter was falling all over her face like confetti. Then she rubbed her eyes by mistake and ended up looking like a sparkly raccoon. It was really funny and we still joke about it today.