Can you share some funny short French stories?

Sure. There is a story about a French baker. One day, a customer came in and asked for a very special cake shape, like a complicated geometric figure. The baker tried his best but ended up making a cake that looked more like a blob. However, when the customer saw it, he laughed and said it was the most unique 'abstract art' cake he had ever seen.

Sure. There was a Frenchman who tried to teach his parrot to say 'Bonjour'. But the parrot only learned to say 'C'est la vie' all day long, which made the man laugh every time he heard it.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A guy goes to the doctor. Says, 'Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.