Sure. There was a little boy in Sunday school. When the teacher asked about the Ten Commandments, he said, 'Don't steal, don't lie... and don't let the alligators bite you!' Everyone laughed at his innocent addition.
A church held a talent show. One man decided to perform a magic trick. He said he was going to make the Bible disappear and then bring it back. He covered the Bible with a cloth, said some 'hocus - pocus' words. When he lifted the cloth, the Bible was still there. He looked at it and said, 'Well, I guess God didn't want me to play tricks with His word!' and the whole church burst into laughter.
There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.
Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.
There was a little boy who was very naughty. One day, his mother said, 'If you misbehave again, I will send you to the moon!'. The next day, the boy misbehaved again. His mother asked, 'Why are you being naughty? Don't you know I will send you to the moon?'. The boy replied, 'Mom, I have already packed my bags. There is no air on the moon, so I took a lot of balloons to breathe!'.
Once upon a time, there was a farmer who had a very lazy donkey. One day, the farmer decided to play a trick on the donkey. He tied a carrot to a stick and held it in front of the donkey. The donkey, seeing the carrot, started walking forward to reach it, but of course, it could never catch it as the carrot moved with it. It was really funny seeing the donkey keep trying.
One funny story is about a young Sunday school student. When asked who made the sea, he replied 'Noah, because he had an ark!'. It was a cute mix - up of creation and the story of Noah's Ark.
Sure. There was a priest who was always misplacing his glasses. One day during the sermon, he couldn't find them again. He said, 'Dear Lord, help me find my glasses.' Then he suddenly realized he was wearing them all along. The congregation had a good laugh.
Sure. There was a pastor who was always misplacing his glasses. One Sunday, during the sermon, he was searching everywhere for them on the pulpit. Finally, he realized they were on top of his head all along. The congregation had a good laugh.
Sure. One story is about a couple who decided to have a cooking competition on their anniversary. They both made a mess in the kitchen. The husband tried to make a fancy cake but ended up with something that looked like a pancake. And the wife's attempt at a gourmet dish was more like a strange soup. But they had a great laugh about it and ordered pizza instead.
Once upon a time, a little boy tried to sell his dog for $50. A man said, 'I'll give you $20 for it.' The boy declined. Later, the man said, 'I'll give you $40.' But the boy still said no. The man was confused and asked why. The boy replied, 'Because I don't want to sell my dog at all. I just wanted to see how much you thought he was worth!'
There was a cat that always followed the postman around the neighborhood. One day, the postman brought a small package for the cat's owner. The cat sat right in front of the door as if it was waiting for its special delivery. It was so cute and funny. The owner was amused by the cat's behavior every time the postman came.