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Can you share some clean christian funny stories?

2024-11-22 11:19
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Sure. There was a little boy in Sunday school. When the teacher asked about the Ten Commandments, he said, 'Don't steal, don't lie... and don't let the alligators bite you!' Everyone laughed at his innocent addition.

A church held a talent show. One man decided to perform a magic trick. He said he was going to make the Bible disappear and then bring it back. He covered the Bible with a cloth, said some 'hocus - pocus' words. When he lifted the cloth, the Bible was still there. He looked at it and said, 'Well, I guess God didn't want me to play tricks with His word!' and the whole church burst into laughter.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
4.3
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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3442 Chs
The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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2430 Chs
Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Can you share some funny clean funny stories?

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2024-11-25 12:37

There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.

Can you share some clean jokes and clean funny stories?

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2024-11-23 07:41

Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.

Can you share some clean funny stories?

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2024-11-26 15:28

There was a little boy who was very naughty. One day, his mother said, 'If you misbehave again, I will send you to the moon!'. The next day, the boy misbehaved again. His mother asked, 'Why are you being naughty? Don't you know I will send you to the moon?'. The boy replied, 'Mom, I have already packed my bags. There is no air on the moon, so I took a lot of balloons to breathe!'.

Can you share some funny clean stories?

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2024-11-21 07:14

Once upon a time, there was a farmer who had a very lazy donkey. One day, the farmer decided to play a trick on the donkey. He tied a carrot to a stick and held it in front of the donkey. The donkey, seeing the carrot, started walking forward to reach it, but of course, it could never catch it as the carrot moved with it. It was really funny seeing the donkey keep trying.

Can you share some funny Christian stories?

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2024-11-30 01:34

One funny story is about a young Sunday school student. When asked who made the sea, he replied 'Noah, because he had an ark!'. It was a cute mix - up of creation and the story of Noah's Ark.

Can you share some christian funny stories?

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2024-11-11 14:15

Sure. There was a priest who was always misplacing his glasses. One day during the sermon, he couldn't find them again. He said, 'Dear Lord, help me find my glasses.' Then he suddenly realized he was wearing them all along. The congregation had a good laugh.

Can you share some funny Christian stories?

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2024-11-08 06:26

Sure. There was a pastor who was always misplacing his glasses. One Sunday, during the sermon, he was searching everywhere for them on the pulpit. Finally, he realized they were on top of his head all along. The congregation had a good laugh.

Can you share some clean funny marriage stories?

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2024-12-13 17:43

Sure. One story is about a couple who decided to have a cooking competition on their anniversary. They both made a mess in the kitchen. The husband tried to make a fancy cake but ended up with something that looked like a pancake. And the wife's attempt at a gourmet dish was more like a strange soup. But they had a great laugh about it and ordered pizza instead.

Can you share some funny short clean stories?

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2024-12-12 11:04

Once upon a time, a little boy tried to sell his dog for $50. A man said, 'I'll give you $20 for it.' The boy declined. Later, the man said, 'I'll give you $40.' But the boy still said no. The man was confused and asked why. The boy replied, 'Because I don't want to sell my dog at all. I just wanted to see how much you thought he was worth!'

Can you share some funny clean short stories?

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2024-12-10 14:48

There was a cat that always followed the postman around the neighborhood. One day, the postman brought a small package for the cat's owner. The cat sat right in front of the door as if it was waiting for its special delivery. It was so cute and funny. The owner was amused by the cat's behavior every time the postman came.

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