What are some of the funniest pre - workout experiences you've heard?

There was this one time when a group of people smoked pot and they started seeing patterns in the clouds that they were convinced were messages from aliens. They spent hours trying to decipher these 'alien messages' and it was just so silly.

I heard about a man who was overweight and decided to take up cycling. He started small, just cycling around his neighborhood. As he got fitter, he joined cycling clubs and started doing longer rides. Eventually, he cycled across the country to raise money for a charity. His journey inspired many others in his community to start their fitness journeys too.

There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.

There were a lot of fun memes. Below were some of the more classic ones: "Xiao Yan, I will take revenge for your father!" Yun Fan said as he headed towards Xiao Yan's location. This meme continued for a long time in the novel and became a classic meme. In "Douluo Continent," Tang Wulin chose to head to the soul beast forest in order to become a soul master. However, he encountered a soul beast on his way. The soul beast told him,"Becoming a soul master requires strength, but more importantly, one must have faith." This meme continued for a long time in the novel and became a classic meme. In Harry Potter, Voldemort's followers ask him,"Why do you want to destroy the Wizarding World?" "No, we want to rebuild it," said Harry. This meme continued for a long time in the novel and became a classic meme. 4. In Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom, Bai Qian jumped off a cliff in the Heavenly Palace in order to save her lover Ye Hua, but she did not die and was brought back to the Heavenly Palace by an immortal. When she returned to the human world, she met an immortal who told her,"Your three lifetimes of happiness in the human world have been for this moment." This meme continued for a long time in the novel and became a classic meme. 5. In " Full Time Expert ", Yu Wenzhou said before the competition," I'm not afraid of failure. I'm afraid that I won't have the chance to try." This meme continued for a long time in the novel and became a classic meme. The above are just some of the more classic memes, of course, there are many other memes, each of which has its own unique characteristics and meaning that make people resonate and happy when reading.

One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.

I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.

One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.

At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.

One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.

A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.