Tell me some funny ass once upoon a time stories.

Well, there's this one about a clumsy wizard. Once upon a time, he was trying to make a magic potion to make himself invisible. But he accidentally added the wrong ingredient and instead of becoming invisible, his beard turned into a long snake that hissed at everyone. It was quite a sight and made everyone in the village laugh.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. It tried to catch its own tail. It spun around and around in circles, looking like a furry little tornado. It was so determined that it didn't notice it was getting dizzy. Finally, it tumbled over and just lay there, looking confused. That was a really funny ass sight.

Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who thought he was a great magician. One day, he decided to make the sun disappear. He waved his little paw and chanted some made - up spells. Of course, nothing happened. But the rabbit was so confident that he told all his friends that the sun was just shy and hiding behind a cloud because of his magic. His friends just laughed and played along, and they all had a great time that day.

Once upon a time, in a small village, there lived a very proud rooster. It thought it was the most beautiful and important creature in the village. One day, it decided to show off its feathers to a group of ducks. But as it was strutting around, it didn't notice a big puddle and fell right into it. The ducks couldn't stop quacking with laughter. The rooster, covered in muddy water, quickly ran away feeling very embarrassed.

Once, my friend was late for a very important meeting. He rushed to the office but got stuck in the elevator for half an hour. When he finally got out, his hair was all messed up and his tie was askew. He walked into the meeting room looking like a crazy person, and everyone burst out laughing.

Once upon a time, a boy woke up one morning to find that his house had turned into a giant spaceship. He was suddenly in the middle of outer space, surrounded by alien creatures that looked like walking plants. These aliens were on a quest to find the most delicious planet to plant their roots. The boy had to use his wits and some strange gadgets he found on the spaceship to convince the aliens that Earth was not the place for them and send them on their way.

Once upon a time, in a far - off land, there was a princess who loved to paint. One day, while she was painting in the forest, a wandering artist saw her. He was immediately smitten by her beauty and the way she saw the world through her art. He approached her and they started to talk about art, nature, and life. They met often after that, sharing their dreams and stories. Their love grew like a beautiful flower, a truly romantic story of two artists finding each other.

There was a night when a family was camping. The dad told everyone a spooky story, and just as he reached the scariest part, a raccoon knocked over a trash can nearby. Everyone screamed, but then they saw the raccoon and burst into laughter. It was an unexpected and hilarious moment in the middle of the night.

I'm not sure what 'this kne time' means exactly. But here's a funny story. A man went to a pet store and asked for a rabbit. The store owner said they only had one left and it had a strange habit of dancing when it heard music. The man didn't believe it at first. When he got home and played some music, the rabbit indeed started to jump around in a really funny way.

Well, there might be an Ass Mom who is a very creative cook. She comes up with unique recipes using local ingredients. For example, she makes a special kind of pie with fruits from her own garden. Her family always looks forward to her delicious creations, and she has become known in the neighborhood for her amazing cooking skills as an 'Ass Mom'.