Can you share some Japanese funny short stories?

Sure. There is a story about a Japanese man who tried to make sushi for the first time. He put so much wasabi in it by mistake that when his friend took a bite, his eyes watered and he started coughing uncontrollably.

One funny Japanese short story is about a tanuki (a raccoon dog in Japanese folklore). The tanuki tries to trick a farmer by shape - shifting into different things. It first turns into a big teapot but forgets to hide its tail, making the farmer laugh at its silly attempt.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A guy goes to the doctor. Says, 'Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'