Best of Tumblr Funny Stories: What's the Most Hilarious One You've Read?

One of the hilarious Tumblr stories is about a girl who thought she could tame a squirrel. She started leaving food out for it every day. Eventually, the squirrel got so used to her that it would climb onto her shoulder. But one day, it found a nut in her hair and started pulling at it to get the nut out, causing a big mess.

Well, there's a story where a rogue thought he could steal from a powerful mage. He snuck into the mage's tower and started rummaging through things. But the mage had set up all kinds of magical traps. The rogue ended up with his pants on fire and his hair turned bright pink. It was a total disaster for him but so funny for the rest of the party.

At a school play, there was a girl in the front row of the audience. When she leaned forward to get a better view, she queefed. The actors on stage actually heard it and had a hard time not laughing. The girl was bright red, but the whole situation was so absurd that it soon turned into a big laugh for everyone. It was a memorable moment that added a bit of unplanned humor to the school play.

A friend of mine had a Tumblr - related customer service encounter. The support person answered his query in a very comical way. They sent him a series of GIFs that were related to his problem. It was so unexpected and funny. He was looking for help with a blog feature and instead of just typing out instructions, they used these really funny and relevant GIFs.

I heard a story of a lady on keto. She went to a restaurant and ordered a steak, which was great for keto. But when the side dishes came, she thought the mashed cauliflower was regular mashed potatoes. She took a big bite and made a face because she was expecting the taste of potatoes. It was really funny when she realized her mistake.

I heard a story where a player thought they could hide in a bush that was actually a decorative bush that didn't provide any cover. The enemy saw them right away and just walked up and killed them while they were still crouched there, thinking they were hidden. It was so silly.

I heard about a recruitment event where the interview panel was really strict. One candidate, instead of getting nervous, told a series of really bad dad jokes. For example, 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!' At first, the panel was a bit taken aback, but then they couldn't stop laughing. He didn't get the job, but his story became quite famous in the company.

I heard about a couple at Costco. The wife put a huge box of diapers in the cart and the husband thought it was a new type of couch and started sitting on it. He was so confused when he realized what it actually was. Their back - and - forth about it was quite hilarious. Well, it shows how some products can be deceiving in their size and appearance at Costco. There are so many large and bulky items that it's easy to mistake one for another. And the husband's reaction when he found out the truth was just priceless.

One of the most hilarious ones I've heard was a student who brought their lunch in a big paper bag. During the break, they opened it and found out that the sandwich had squished all over their study materials. Another is about a test - taker who got their pen stuck in their hair while trying to quickly put it away to start the next section. And then there was a student who started singing a song softly to themselves to calm their nerves, but didn't realize how loud they were getting until the people around them started giving them strange looks.

The funniest morning wood story I've heard was about a guy who went camping. He woke up in the tent with morning wood and when he tried to get out of his sleeping bag in a hurry because he smelled breakfast cooking, he got all tangled up. His friends outside the tent heard all the commotion and started teasing him when they found out what was going on.