A woman went to a new hairdresser. She asked for a simple trim. But the hairdresser was so distracted by a conversation that she cut off way more hair than intended. When the woman saw herself in the mirror, she was horrified at first, but then she started laughing because she realized how ridiculous she looked with such short hair, and the hairdresser joined in the laughter out of embarrassment.
There is a story about a little boy in a school play. He was supposed to say 'The king is coming' but he got so nervous that he said 'The king is coning'. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter and he was so confused at first but then started laughing too.
Sure. Once there was a man who tried to impress his date by ordering the most expensive dish in the restaurant, a lobster. But when the lobster was served, it suddenly moved and the man jumped out of his chair in fright. His date couldn't stop laughing at his reaction.
A: 'Why is the doctor so angry?' B: 'Because he has no patience.' This is a play on words, as 'patients' (people a doctor treats) and 'patience' sound similar.
One funny laughing gas story is about a dental visit. A friend of mine went to the dentist and had laughing gas during a procedure. Afterward, he started giggling uncontrollably and told the dentist that he felt like he was floating on a cloud of marshmallows. He then proceeded to tell really bad jokes that had everyone in the room laughing, not just because the jokes were funny, but also because of his goofy state under the influence of the laughing gas.
Well, there's a story about a man who went to a magic show. The magician made his tie disappear and the man was so shocked that his face went all red. Then the magician pulled the tie out of his ear. It was hilarious.
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.
Some people have shared stories of long - term use of laughing gas leading to serious health problems like anemia. Their red blood cell count dropped significantly. They became constantly fatigued, pale, and had shortness of breath. The slow and insidious way the health problems developed due to laughing gas use is quite a horror story in itself.
Sure. There was a girl who tried to ride a bike for the first time. She was so nervous that she pedaled backwards instead of forwards. As a result, she just stayed in one place while making a lot of effort. Another story is about a grandpa who accidentally put on his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just a short and simple funny story.
Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.
Sure. There was once an IT guy who accidentally sent an email to the whole company instead of just his team. He was ranting about the new coffee machine in the break room, saying it was too complicated to operate. Everyone had a good laugh about it.
Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. Another might be a man who accidentally put his shoes on the wrong feet and walked around all day without noticing.