What are some humorous LDS marriage anecdotes?

Well, at a state dinner, Obama made a self - deprecating joke about his dancing skills. He said something along the lines that he hoped his dancing wouldn't cause too much embarrassment. It was a light - hearted moment that got a lot of laughs.

John Deacon had a habit of wearing these really odd socks sometimes. One day at the studio, he showed up with one bright red sock and one purple sock with polka dots. When the others noticed, he just shrugged and said it was his new fashion statement, which had the band members chuckling.

Well, I heard that a user asked ChatGPT to come up with a pick - up line for a librarian. ChatGPT said 'Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.' It was simple but really funny.

A cat once followed its owner to the vet. When the vet tried to examine it, the cat hissed and swatted at the vet. The owner said, 'He's usually very friendly.' The vet replied, 'Well, he seems to be in a bad mood today.' Then the cat looked at the vet and meowed as if to say, 'I'm not in a bad mood, I just don't like being poked and prodded!'

There was a hermit who lived in the mountains and was devoted to the study of Tao Te Ching. One day, a hiker got lost and stumbled upon his hut. The hermit tried to explain the concept of yin and yang from Tao Te Ching using the hiker's lost situation. He said that being lost was the yin and finding the way back was the yang. But the hiker thought he was just spouting nonsense and left, while the hermit just shook his head and laughed at the hiker's lack of understanding.

Here's another one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, just kidding. But seriously, a magician was performing on a cruise ship. He was doing the classic trick of making a rabbit disappear. But instead of a rabbit, he accidentally grabbed the ship's captain's parrot. When he made the 'disappear' motion, the parrot squawked, 'Hey, where am I?' and the magician was so embarrassed.

A humorous anecdote involves Bush's dog. His dog once stole a hot dog right from a guest's hand during a barbecue at the White House. Bush's attempt to scold the dog while also trying not to be too harsh in front of the guests was quite funny.

You can try looking on popular story-sharing websites. Many of them have sections dedicated to humor.

Once, a missionary was sharing a story during a gathering. He got so excited that he mixed up two important religious figures in the story. The listeners were initially shocked but then couldn't help but laugh. The missionary, realizing his mistake, joined in the laughter and then corrected himself. This incident showed that even missionaries can make mistakes and have a humorous side. It also made the whole atmosphere more relaxed and friendly.

Sure. There was a story of a couple on their honeymoon on the Concorde. The husband was trying to be all suave and order champagne in French but got the pronunciation so wrong that the flight attendant had to correct him gently. It was a very endearing moment.