Can you share a funny toilet seat story?

One funny story is when my friend was in a rush to use the bathroom at a new place. He didn't notice the toilet seat was up and sat right down. There was a big splash! He was so shocked and then started laughing at himself. It was really hilarious.

I once heard a story about a man in a public restroom. He left the toilet seat up. The next person who entered was a lady in a hurry. She didn't look carefully and almost sat on the uncovered toilet. She shrieked so loudly that people outside the restroom could hear. It was really funny in a way.

Surprising designs can make a toilet seat story funny. For example, if the toilet seat is an unusual color like bright pink or neon green. Or if it has some strange patterns on it.

Sure! Once, my little cousin got hold of a roll of toilet paper. He thought it was a really long ribbon. He started running around the house with the toilet paper trailing behind him, wrapping it around furniture. By the time we noticed, the whole living room looked like it was in a white, papery cocoon. It was a mess but also super funny.

Well, I don't know the specific 27f airplane seat funny story. But I can imagine it might be something like a really tall passenger who couldn't fit in the seat at 27f and had to contort themselves in a hilarious way. Or perhaps there was a mix - up where two passengers thought 27f was their seat and they had a comical argument about it.

I went to a public toilet in a small town. When I opened the door of a stall, there was a small note on the wall that said 'Welcome to the poop palace! Please leave your troubles here.' It was so unexpected and funny. And then, when I flushed, the water made a gurgling sound that sounded like it was saying 'goodbye' in a comical way.

Once there was a cat that seemed to be possessed near the toilet seat. Every night, strange scratching noises came from the bathroom. When the owner peeked in, they saw the cat sitting on the toilet seat, its eyes glowing red. It would hiss at nothing and then suddenly jump at the mirror as if fighting an invisible enemy. It made the owner too scared to use the bathroom at night.

Once, my friend went to a very fancy restaurant. When she entered the toilet, she found that the toilet seat had a built - in heater and a music player. She was so surprised and amused that she ended up staying in there a bit longer just to enjoy the 'luxury' toilet experience. It was really funny.

Sure. A friend of mine once flushed a large wad of chewing gum down the toilet. It clogged it up so badly that the water wouldn't go down at all. He was so embarrassed when he had to tell his parents what he had done. They had to use a plunger for ages before it finally got unclogged.

Once during Christmas, my family had a lot of guests. The toilet paper roll in the bathroom ran out while someone was in there. They had to call out for help in a really funny, embarrassed voice. It was quite a laugh when we realized what was going on.