Tell me a funny Christmas story involving adults.

There were some adult neighbors who had a friendly competition every Christmas to see who could decorate their front yard the best. One neighbor, instead of the traditional Santa and reindeer, made a whole scene of elves doing yoga. There were elves in downward dog and tree pose. It was so unexpected and funny that people from all over the neighborhood came to see it and had a good laugh.

An adult was trying to build a gingerbread house. He thought it would be easy but as he started, the walls kept collapsing. His roommate came in and saw the mess. Instead of helping, he started making jokes about how it looked like a gingerbread earthquake had hit. They both ended up laughing and just ate the broken pieces of gingerbread while watching Christmas movies.

Once, a group of friends decided to decorate a Christmas tree in a really unique way. They covered it completely in tinsel, so much so that you could barely see the actual tree. Then, when they plugged in the lights, the weight of all the tinsel made the tree topple over. They all burst out laughing and had to start the decorating process all over again.

There was a couple, Jane and Mark. One night, as they were getting ready for bed, Mark accidentally sprayed hairspray instead of deodorant under his arms. When he realized what he had done, he started waving his arms around trying to get the smell out. Jane saw this and burst into laughter. Mark then joked that he was trying to create his own personal 'scented cloud' for a good night's sleep. They both laughed so much that they forgot about the initial annoyance.

Sure. There was a family where the adults were trying to put up the Christmas tree. One of the uncles thought he was really strong and could hold the tree up by himself while the others decorated. But as soon as they started adding ornaments, the tree started to tip over. He ended up running around the living room with the tree on his back, like a human Christmas tree stand, while everyone else was laughing and trying to help.

The oxymoron 'original copy'. There was a printer who was known for making high - quality copies. One day, a customer came in and asked for an 'original copy'. The printer was confused and said, 'Sir, you can't have an original copy. It's either an original or a copy.' The customer replied, 'Well, I want a copy that looks so good it could be the original!' The printer had a good laugh and made the best copy he could.

Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad hair day. His hat just wouldn't sit right on his unruly white hair. As he was climbing down a chimney, his hat got stuck and he tumbled into the living room, right into the Christmas tree. Presents went flying everywhere, and the family's cat, thinking it was a new plaything, started chasing Santa around the room. Santa was so flustered that he accidentally grabbed a carrot instead of a cookie and munched on it while trying to escape the cat.

One Christmas, a family decided to have a real Christmas tree. They went to the lot and picked out a huge, beautiful tree. When they got it home and set it up, they realized they had forgotten to measure the height of their living room. The tree was so tall it bent against the ceiling, looking like a giant green question mark. It was hilarious, but they managed to trim it a bit and it became a very memorable Christmas tree.

My cat was always curious when I breastfed my baby. One day, the cat jumped onto the couch next to me while I was feeding. The baby reached out and grabbed the cat's tail, and the cat just sat there looking so confused. It was really funny.

Once upon a Christmas, there was a little elf named Jingle. He was in charge of decorating the Christmas trees in Santa's workshop. One day, a naughty reindeer named Rudolph played a prank and switched all the ornaments. Jingle was so confused at first but then he turned it into a fun game. He started to create new and wacky designs with the mixed - up ornaments. Santa saw it and laughed so hard that he decided to keep the new look for some of the trees that year.