What are some of the most hilarious funny cougar stories you know?

I know a story of a man who needed to fix his leaky faucet. Instead of getting the tools and doing it, he sat on the couch and started daydreaming about becoming a famous plumber in a movie. He imagined all the scenarios and dialogues. Hours passed and the faucet was still leaking.

A guy rented a room and on his first night, he heard strange noises coming from the closet. He was really scared at first. But when he finally opened it, he found a family of raccoons that had made a nest there. The raccoons were more scared of him than he was of them. He called the landlord, and they had to relocate the raccoon family safely.

I know a story where a team was doing a synchronized jump - serve practice. One player jumped too early and the others followed suit. It looked like a chaotic mess of jumps and they all ended up missing the ball completely. It was really funny.

One postmates delivery involved a huge stack of books. The delivery person was trying to balance them as they walked up to the apartment building. But as they were climbing the stairs, a few books slipped and tumbled down the stairs. They had to go back and pick them up, all while trying not to drop the rest. It was quite a sight and a really funny postmates story.

I know a story where a guy accidentally got his arm waxed instead of his leg. He was at a salon where there was a new trainee. The trainee got confused with the instructions and waxed his hairy arm. He was so surprised but then couldn't stop laughing about it.

A chef once made a pancake in the shape of a really strange monster by accident. He was just randomly pouring the batter and when he flipped it, everyone in the kitchen cracked up. It had long, wiggly arms made of batter and a big, lopsided head.

I know a story where a fisherman was so focused on his fishing that he didn't notice a seagull stealing his bait right in front of him. When he finally cast his line again, the seagull followed and stole the new bait too. He was so frustrated.

One story is about a magician. He was working on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, 'Look, it's not the same hat!', 'Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table!'. The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another. On the third day, the parrot finally said, 'Okay, I give up. Where's the boat?'

There was a plumber who got a call to fix a pipe in a very posh mansion. When he arrived, he realized the 'pipe problem' was actually a decorative fountain that the owner didn't know how to turn on. He had to explain to the embarrassed owner how the simple mechanism worked, and it was really a humorous situation for both of them.

A man was showing off his bowling skills to his date. He threw the ball with great force, but it somehow managed to jump out of the lane and onto the next one, knocking down all the pins there. His date couldn't stop laughing at his 'cross - lane strike'.