Tell me some funny free Halloween stories.

One funny cowboy halloween story is about a cowboy who dressed up as a scarecrow for halloween. He went to the local saloon and the bartender didn't recognize him at first. When he spoke in his normal cowboy drawl, everyone had a good laugh. He ended up winning the best costume prize that night.

There was a witch who was very bad at flying her broomstick. On Halloween night, she was trying to fly over a town to scare people. But instead, she kept crashing into trees and rooftops. People were more amused than scared. Every time she crashed, she would mutter some strange spell that made her broomstick do even weirder things like spin in circles. Eventually, she gave up and walked home, looking rather embarrassed.

There was a ghost who lived in an old mansion. Every Halloween, he would put on a big show for the local kids. He would make his sheet look like different animals. One year he made himself look like a spooky bunny. The kids would come by, expecting to be scared, but instead they would laugh at the goofy ghost bunny. It became a Halloween tradition for the kids to visit the funny ghost in the mansion.

There was a haunted house on Halloween night. A group of kids dared to enter. Inside, they heard strange noises. But when they found the source, it was just a little ghost who was trying to play spooky music on a broken piano. His fingers kept slipping through the keys, creating a really funny and spooky melody. The kids ended up having a great time with the friendly little ghost.

One story is about a witch who lost her broom. She was so angry that she started chasing her cat around the house. The cat, being clever, hid in a pumpkin. The witch couldn't find it and ended up sitting on the pumpkin, thinking it was a chair. It was scary because she was a witch but funny to see her mistake.

On Halloween night, a girl dressed as a witch was walking down the street. She had a broomstick with her that she had made herself. As she was walking, the broomstick got stuck in a crack in the sidewalk. She tugged and tugged, and finally, when it came loose, she went flying backwards and landed in a pile of leaves. Her hat flew off and her cat - which was also part of her costume - ran up a tree. She sat there laughing at herself while the neighbors came to help her up and she continued her trick - or - treating with a big smile on her face.

There was a group of friends who decided to have a spooky Halloween party in an old abandoned house. One friend, dressed as a vampire, accidentally sat on a fake spider web prop and got completely tangled. As he struggled, his fake fangs fell out, and everyone started laughing hysterically. It was supposed to be a scary party, but that moment turned it into a really funny one. They still talk about that hilarious incident every Halloween.

Joke: What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand - witch! Here's a funny story. There was a group of kids on Halloween. One of them was dressed as a mummy but he wrapped himself up so much that he couldn't move well. When they went to cross the street, he got stuck in the middle and the cars had to stop. Everyone was laughing while they helped him get to the other side.

There was a group of friends who decided to have a Halloween party in an old, supposedly haunted house. They all dressed up as different monsters. In the middle of the party, they heard strange noises coming from the attic. Instead of being scared, they all went up together, armed with their fake weapons (a plastic axe, a rubber sword, etc.). When they got there, they found a family of raccoons had made a home there. The raccoons were more scared of them and ran away, leaving the friends laughing at their own 'bravery'.

On Halloween night, there was a little girl who thought she was a real fairy princess. She went to a neighbor's house and instead of saying 'trick or treat', she said 'I bestow upon you the honor of giving me candies'. The neighbor was so amused that he not only gave her a big bag of candies but also a little plastic tiara he had lying around. The girl was overjoyed and skipped away believing she had truly enchanted the neighbor with her fairy magic.