Can you share some funny valentines stories?

One funny Valentine's story is about a guy who wanted to be really creative. He filled his girlfriend's room with balloons while she was out. But he used too many helium balloons and when she opened the door, they all rushed out and carried away the small gift he had left on the table for her. It was a total mess but they ended up laughing about it.

I remember a BuzzFeed story about a classroom on Valentine's Day. A little boy had a huge crush on a girl in his class. He made her a Valentine's card that was so over - the - top, with glitter everywhere. When he gave it to her, she accidentally dropped it in a puddle. But they both ended up laughing and became good friends from that day on. It was really sweet how something that could have been a disaster turned into a lovely memory.

Sure. One story is about a guy who decided to make a grand romantic gesture. He filled his girlfriend's room with heart - shaped balloons while she was at work. But he miscalculated the number of balloons and when she opened the door, she could barely get in as the balloons pushed her back. It was chaotic but hilarious.

Here's another one. A woman thought it would be funny to send her long - distance boyfriend a singing telegram on Valentine's Day. She hired a guy to sing a love song at his workplace. But the singer got the wrong floor and serenaded an elderly gentleman instead. Everyone had a good chuckle about it in the end.

Sure. Here's one. A guy was so nervous on Valentine's Day to give his girlfriend a gift. He hid the box of chocolates in his coat. But when he went to hug her, the chocolates got all squished between them. His girlfriend just laughed and they ate the flattened chocolates together.

Sure. One Valentine's Day, a guy decided to write a love poem for his girlfriend. He worked really hard on it, but when he read it to her, he accidentally read it in the wrong order. It made no sense at all, and they both ended up laughing hysterically instead of having a sappy moment.

Sure. A young man decided to send his crush a singing Valentine's telegram. He was so nervous that when the time came to sing, he completely forgot the words. Instead, he started making up his own lyrics which were a jumbled mess of love clichés and made - up words. His crush found it so endearing and funny that they ended up going on a date.

A Valentine's story that had a sexy twist was when a man surprised his girlfriend by decorating their entire apartment with roses and soft lights. He had also prepared a bubble bath for her with scented oils. When she came home, she was so touched and excited. They both got into the bath together, and the warm water and the closeness led to a very intimate and sexy moment of connection.

A young girl named Emma was in love with her classmate, Jack. But she was too shy to tell him. On Valentine's Day, their teacher organized an anonymous card exchange. Emma poured her heart into a card for Jack, but she didn't sign it. When Jack received the card, he was intrigued by the sweet words. He started looking around the classroom, trying to figure out who it could be. Eventually, Emma got the courage to give him a small hint, and their story of young love began to unfold.

Sharing erotic stories is not appropriate as it goes against moral and ethical standards. We can focus on positive and romantic Valentine's Day stories instead. For example, a couple who met on Valentine's Day at a coffee shop and their love grew over time through shared interests and kind gestures.