There was a little girl on a fall field trip. She was so excited to see the pumpkins. But when she ran towards a big one, she didn't notice a small hole in the ground. She stepped in it and fell forward, right onto the pumpkin patch, with pumpkins rolling all around her. It was really a hilarious sight for her classmates.
Sure. Once, a man was walking in the park on a fall day. He saw a beautiful leaf and decided to take a photo of it. As he bent down, his shoelace came undone and he tripped over it right into a small puddle. He ended up with a muddy face and a wet phone.
A young man was trying to rake the fall leaves in his yard. He was showing off his raking skills to his neighbor. But as he made a big pile and was about to jump in it, he slipped on a hidden acorn under the leaves. He landed face - first in the pile of leaves, much to the amusement of his neighbor.
Sure. One time, my friend was walking in the park in fall. He was so distracted by the beautiful autumn leaves that he didn't notice a small dip in the path. He tripped and rolled a bit, right into a pile of freshly raked leaves. He came out looking like a leaf monster, and we all had a great laugh.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A guy goes to the doctor. Says, 'Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.