Can you share some funny bully arrest stories?

Well, here's a funny arrest story. A thief decided to rob a convenience store. But he was so nervous that he accidentally locked himself in the store's walk - in freezer while trying to find a place to hide from the security camera. The police just had to open the freezer door and arrest him. There's also the story of a man who was arrested for public intoxication. He was dancing on top of a car thinking it was a stage and when the police came, he offered them to join his 'dance party'.

Sure. There was a guy who was under house arrest but he turned his living room into a mini - golf course. He used household items like mugs as obstacles and his broom as a golf club. It was really hilarious to see him trying to play golf within the limited space of his house.

There was a guy who got drunk and thought he was a superhero. He climbed onto a lamppost and started shouting that he was going to save the city from villains. The police came, and he tried to 'fly' at them. They had a hard time getting him down as he flapped his arms like wings.

Sure. There was a case where a thief tried to steal a huge stereo from a store. But when the police arrived, he was still struggling to carry it out the door. The sight of him sweating and grunting while being handcuffed was quite hilarious.

One funny story is about a schoolyard bully. He was always pushing smaller kids around. One time, he tried to bully a kid who happened to be the son of a police officer. The kid told his dad, and the police officer showed up at the school in uniform the next day. The bully's face went pale when he saw the officer. He was so scared that he wet his pants a little bit as he was being arrested. It was really funny to see the bully's bravado disappear in an instant.

There was a bully on the playground who liked to push smaller kids. One time, a group of kids decided to play a trick on him. They made a fake 'hole' covered with leaves. When the bully ran over to push someone, he stepped in the 'hole' and tripped. All the kids laughed, and he was so embarrassed that he didn't bully anyone for a while. It was a simple but funny way to teach him a lesson.

There was this bully in school who always pushed others in the line. One day, he pushed a really smart kid who then told the teacher in a very clever way. Instead of directly tattling, the kid said, 'I think someone pushed me by accident, but they might be too embarrassed to say sorry. I hope they learn to be more careful next time.' The bully, not wanting to be found out, had to be nice from then on. It was quite funny how the situation turned around.

Once there was a bully in school named Tom. He always tried to take other kids' lunch. One day, he targeted a new kid, Jack. But Jack was really smart. He had made a fake sandwich filled with hot sauce. When Tom took a big bite, his face turned red and he started coughing like crazy. Everyone around laughed at him instead of being afraid.

Sure. There was a man who got arrested for DUI. When the officer asked him to take a breathalyzer test, he blew into the wrong end. He was so confused and the officer had a hard time keeping a straight face. It was clear he was extremely drunk.

One story is about a young black man who was wrongly arrested for a crime he didn't commit. He was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. The police arrested him based on a very flimsy description. After spending days in jail, evidence finally emerged that proved his innocence.