Can you help me make sense of 'did bee get you again dog sex story'?

I'm not entirely sure what this specific phrase means. It could be some sort of made - up or very local expression. Maybe 'bee' here is not the insect but some sort of code name or nickname, but 'dog sex story' is a very odd and inappropriate combination. It might be a very creative or just a wrong - formed statement by someone.

Well, it seems rather unclear. Maybe it means that in your first story, there is actually no real content or events to speak of.

The phrase is very confusing. 'Free wife' is not a common term. And 'exposed i bodage sex stories' has what seems like a misspelling ('bodage' instead of 'bondage' perhaps) and the 'i' in there makes no sense grammatically. It's hard to give a proper meaning without more information.

Yes, it does seem random. It could be that 'wife' is the main subject, but 'hit of the party' and'sex story' don't seem to fit together in a normal way. Maybe it was a miscommunication or a very creative but confusing attempt at a phrase.

I'm not sure what 'gfriends' means here. If it's 'girlfriends', the statement is still very hard to understand. It might be a very creative or just a wrong way of expressing a relationship - related story. Maybe it was supposed to be 'My girlfriend's mom influenced me story' or something like that, but as it is, it's very confusing.

I don't know what 'dp'd' stands for. But if we focus on 'wife is at store stories', it might mean she is at a store and there are some stories related to it. Maybe she's having an interesting experience there.

It's a bit of a mystery. 'Hot' and'steamy' are words often associated with something exciting or passionate. But 'theespme' is not a known word. So it's hard to make complete sense of it. Maybe it was an attempt at a creative or unique description of a story that has sexual undertones, but as it stands, it's very unclear.

Honestly, the phrase is really confusing. 'Mom accident' could be about an accident involving a mother, but'sex' in this context just makes it seem like a wrong or inappropriate grouping. There's no clear way to make sense of it without some sort of correction or more background.

The phrase 'hot nurde checks my hurt balls story' is extremely puzzling. 'hot' could have multiple interpretations, like something trendy or having a high temperature (though that seems less likely here). The word 'nurde' throws everything off as it's not a recognized word. Regarding 'checks my hurt balls story', it might be that there is a story about an injury to some spherical objects (maybe testicles if we take the literal meaning of 'balls', but it could also be something else like balls in a game) and someone is checking it, but overall, it's a very strange and hard - to - understand statement.

Since the phrase 'get fick' is not a common expression, let's just talk about the girl going to Vegas. In Vegas, she may be looking for love or just a good time. She could attend one of the many concerts or shows and be swept off her feet by the talent on stage. Or she could get involved in a volunteer project there and have a completely different kind of experience than the typical Vegas tourist.