What are some of the most amusing Grindr stories you've heard?

A funny sleepwalking story is about a girl. She sleepwalked to her closet, put on a bunch of her fanciest clothes, including a big hat and a long scarf. Then she walked around the house like she was at a fashion show. When she woke up, she couldn't figure out why all her dress - up clothes were out of the closet. It was really a comical scene. There are many times when sleepwalkers do things that are completely out of character and these actions make for some really funny stories.

A friend of mine once matched with a guy on Grindr who claimed to be a 'professional napper'. His profile was full of pictures of him sleeping in various strange positions. It was really strange but also very funny.

A friend of mine matched with someone who said they were training their pet goldfish to do tricks. They even sent videos of the fish following a little stick around in the tank. It was so comical.

I heard about a little boy who refused to use the toilet unless his teddy bear was sitting on the counter watching him. He said it was for moral support. Another kid would only use the toilet if he was wearing his superhero cape. He believed it gave him special powers to go potty.

There was this one story where a person took Nyquil and then tried to cook. They ended up putting their keys in the oven instead of the food they were supposed to be baking. It was a total mess but very funny.

There's this one time where a player tried to be sneaky and hide their ship in a nebula. They thought they were being so clever. But they accidentally activated a distress beacon they had on board. It led all the nearby pirates straight to them. Instead of being a hidden predator, they became the prey in a really funny and unexpected turn of events.

A student once plagiarized a cooking recipe for a home economics assignment thinking it was a great way to write about food preparation. He got very confused when the teacher asked about the sources of the ingredients in the context of a local market as the recipe was from a foreign cuisine. Another student copied a travelogue for a geography assignment. He described places he had never been to in great detail. When asked about his personal experiences there, he made up some really wild and unbelievable stories. It was quite funny.

I once heard of a man who claimed his laptop was destroyed by a 'freak' coffee spill. But when the insurance adjuster checked, there were no signs of coffee anywhere near the laptop. Turns out he just wanted a new one for free.

A guy called saying his computer screen was blank. The tech support agent asked him to check the power cord. He said it was plugged in. After a while, it was discovered that he had plugged the computer power cord into the printer. It was a really simple mistake but super funny.

There was a story about a modern dance recital. A dancer was so into the music that he completely forgot the choreography and started making up his own wild moves. He was spinning around and waving his arms in the most absurd ways. But the funny part was that the other dancers on stage tried to incorporate his randomness into the performance, and it turned into a really unique and comical show.