Tell me some good jokes or two - sentence funny stories.

A man walked into a library and asked for a burger. The librarian said, 'This is a library.' The man whispered, 'Sorry. Can I have a burger?' Another one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

A: I'm on a whiskey diet. B: I've lost three days already.

I woke up to find a handprint on my window. I live on the 15th floor.

Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And a two - sentence funny story: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Here's a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.

Here's a joke. Why was Frankenstein's monster so good at gardening? Because he had a green thumb... well, a greenish-gray thumb anyway!

Here is one. A Bisaya man went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator. When he got in, he said, 'This small room must be very angry all the time going up and down like this!'

Rather than dirty jokes, here's a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' and then took out a little plastic crown from his pocket and put it on his tooth. It was so unexpected that the dentist couldn't help but laugh.

Here is an Easter joke. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? Because it might crack up!