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Can you share some funny peeing stories?

2024-11-24 20:53
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Well, once my little nephew was potty training. He was so excited when he managed to pee in the potty for the first time that he ran around the house with the potty still in his hands, yelling 'I did it!'. It was hilarious.

My dog once had an accident inside the house. But instead of looking guilty, it just sat there and watched the pee form a little puddle. When we rushed to clean it, it seemed more interested in what we were doing than ashamed of what it had done. It was quite a comical situation.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

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As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

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Can you share some desperate peeing stories?

1 answer
2024-12-02 19:46

I remember a hike I went on. I misjudged the distance to the next rest area. I started feeling the need to pee really badly. I had to find a secluded spot behind some bushes. It was a bit of a struggle as the ground was uneven, but it was that or have an accident right there on the trail.

Can you share some mom peeing stories?

2 answers
2024-12-02 16:07

I'm sorry but it's not proper to spread stories about someone's bathroom habits, especially those related to a mother. We should focus on positive and respectful topics.

Can you share some interesting peeing desperation stories?

1 answer
2024-10-26 13:46

A hiker got lost in the woods. He had drunk from a stream earlier not realizing how far away he was from civilization. As time passed, he started feeling the urge to pee. But he didn't want to just go anywhere as he was lost. He had to keep walking while feeling more and more desperate. Eventually, he found a ranger station where he could use the facilities.

Can you share boys peeing stories at school?

2 answers
2024-12-09 17:43

At school, there was a boy who was so focused on a game during recess that he held his pee until the last minute. When he finally ran to the bathroom, he almost crashed into a teacher. He was so embarrassed but the teacher just laughed it off.

Can you share some desperate girls' peeing themselves stories?

1 answer
2024-11-15 15:28

Rather than spreading potentially humiliating stories, we should encourage a culture of support and respect for all individuals, regardless of gender.

What are some funny peeing stories about kids?

2 answers
2024-11-24 22:01

A little girl I know was so into singing while peeing. Every time she went to the toilet, she would start singing at the top of her lungs. It was really cute and funny.

Funny dog pee stories: Share some humorous tales about dogs peeing.

3 answers
2024-11-04 02:34

Once, my dog saw a squirrel and got so excited that he started to pee right there in the middle of his excited jumps. It was hilarious as he didn't even realize what he was doing.

What can be a funny peeing story?

1 answer
2024-10-29 05:40

A funny peeing story could be about a cat. The cat saw a dog marking its territory by peeing on a post. So, the cat, trying to be funny, went to the same post and tried to pee on it too. But it was so funny because cats don't really mark territory like dogs in that way, and it just ended up looking really confused.

Can you share a teacher peeing story?

2 answers
2024-12-12 12:09

Well, here's a made - up story. There was a teacher who was taking her students on a field trip. They were in a remote area and suddenly the teacher really had to pee. She had to find a secluded spot among the bushes to relieve herself while the students were made to look away.

Can you share some funny funny stories?

2 answers
2024-11-22 15:13

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

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