Funny Home Cooking Mess Up Stories: Have You Got Any to Share?

When I was making a stir - fry, I got the spices all mixed up. I put in cumin instead of coriander and a whole bunch of chili powder thinking it was something else. The stir - fry was so spicy that my mouth was on fire. I had to drink a lot of milk to cool it down. It was a silly mistake but it made for a funny story.

Sure. Once my mom was making a cake. She accidentally put salt instead of sugar. When we tasted it, it was so salty that we all made a funny face. But we laughed a lot about it later.

At my family's Thanksgiving, we always have a big cooking day. One time, my cousin was in charge of the cranberry sauce. He accidentally dropped a whole bag of sugar into it instead of a cup. The sauce was so sweet it was like eating pure sugar. We still tell that story every year and laugh about his 'super sweet' cranberry sauce.

Well, once a friend accidentally took a really small dose of ketamine thinking it was something else. He started walking in a really wobbly way, like a drunken penguin. It was hilarious to watch, but of course it was also a bit dangerous as ketamine should not be misused.

Well, once my friend ate some street food from a dodgy vendor. It looked so delicious, a kind of spicy noodle dish. But a few hours later, he was running to the toilet every few minutes. He said his stomach felt like it was doing somersaults. He learned his lesson about choosing food carts more carefully!

My friend had a breast exam experience that was quite funny. The nurse who was assisting was really clumsy with the equipment at first. She accidentally dropped a small tool and then made a really silly face while apologizing. It turned what could have been an awkward situation into a light - hearted one.

I once tried an at - home bikini wax. I was following the instructions on the kit, but halfway through, my cat jumped on me. It was so startled by the wax strips that it ran around the room with one stuck to its paw. It was a hilarious mess.

Sure. One time I was trying to make a cake. I accidentally put salt instead of sugar. The look on my family's faces when they tasted it was priceless.

There was this time at work when the toilet in the men's restroom got clogged. Turns out, someone had dropped their phone in there by accident while trying to use it and multitask. They didn't want to admit it at first. When the plumber finally retrieved it, it was completely dead. The whole situation was both ridiculous and funny.

Sure. One time my friend tried to make a simple pasta dish. He put the pasta in the pot and then got distracted by a phone call. By the time he remembered, the pasta had turned into a big, mushy mess that was stuck together like glue.