What are some really funny drunk stories you've heard?

There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.

Sure. There's a story about a drunk man who mistook a lamppost for his girlfriend. He hugged it tightly and started whispering sweet nothings to it. When his friends tried to pull him away, he got angry and said they were trying to break up his relationship. It was quite a sight.

A friend once got drunk and tried to climb into a doghouse, thinking it was his own bed. He curled up in there and started snoring. His dog just sat outside looking very confused.

I heard about a wedding where the ring bearer, who was a little boy, decided to take a nap right in the middle of the ceremony. He lay down on the aisle with the ring pillow under his head. It was hilarious. The pastor just had to step over him to continue with the service.

I heard about a bachelor party where the groom - to - be was so drunk that he mistook the bride's father for a cab driver and tried to give him money to take him home. The father just played along for a while before revealing who he was. It was quite a comical situation.

Well, I heard of a stoner who tried to put on his shoes but put them on the wrong feet and then walked around like that for hours without realizing it. He wondered why his feet felt so strange.

Well, I heard about a person with amnesia who thought they were on a spaceship. They started looking for controls to pilot the 'ship' around their living room. They were making beeping sounds as if they were communicating with an alien base. It was a very comical sight.

A friend told me about a possum that climbed into a bird feeder. It was too big to fit comfortably and got stuck. Its little paws were flailing as it tried to get out. Eventually, it managed to wriggle free, but not before knocking the feeder completely off its perch.

I heard about a man who was on a date at a fancy restaurant. As he was about to say something really sweet to his date, he got a hiccup. And then the hiccups just kept coming. He tried to hide it, but it was impossible. His date was trying not to laugh at first but then just burst out laughing. It was really funny because he was so flustered.

There was a girl who got drunk during a girls' night out. She was convinced that she could speak fluent French all of a sudden. So she started babbling in what she thought was French, but it was just a bunch of made - up words. Her friends couldn't stop laughing as she continued to carry on a 'conversation' with a bewildered French tourist.