What are some of the most memorable Stellaris funny stories?

One funny story in Stellaris is when a player named their empire 'The Galactic Pranksters'. They sent out false distress signals to other empires. When the empires arrived to 'help', they were greeted with a barrage of harmless but annoying prank devices like glitter bombs in space. It left the other empires confused and a bit frustrated.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

A memorable one is when Balotelli was given a jersey with his name misspelled on it and he just shrugged it off and wore it anyway during the game. It was so funny to see 'Balotell' (or whatever the misspelling was) on his back. Another time, he went to buy a lot of toys at a toy store and when the cashier asked if it was for his kids, he said he just liked toys and wanted them for himself. It was quite an endearing and funny moment.

One memorable story is about a couple. The girl was really scared but the boy convinced her to go on the rollercoaster. When it started, she grabbed his hand so tightly that he yelped in pain. But during the ride, she was laughing so hard that she forgot all about her fear.

There was a zumba class where a guy thought he could add his own moves. He started doing some wild flailing that looked like he was fighting off invisible bees. It was so out of place but extremely funny. The whole class stopped and just watched him for a while.

I remember a PETA story where they had a pet - look - alike contest. People brought their pets and there were also some who dressed up like their favorite animals. There were cats with little hats and dogs with sunglasses. It was really a fun event that made everyone laugh.

Well, I heard about a girl who went to a concert. She was dancing so vigorously that her bra strap snapped. She had to hold it up the rest of the night in a really awkward way. It was quite a funny sight for those who noticed.

There was a case where an elderly man called 911 because his TV remote stopped working. He thought it was some kind of emergency. The dispatcher spent a few minutes explaining that it wasn't an emergency but then also helped him troubleshoot the remote over the phone. It was both funny and heartwarming how the dispatcher handled it. They actually managed to get the remote working again. The man was so happy and thanked the dispatcher profusely.