What are some of the most hilarious mumsnet funny birth stories?

There was this mum who thought she had a lot more time before the baby came. She was at a grocery store when her water broke. She ended up having to sit on a chair in the store manager's office while waiting for the ambulance. The store employees were running around getting towels and water for her. It was quite a scene and she always tells the story with a laugh now.

One funny story is about a child who prayed, 'God, I know you're really busy, but if you could just take a little break and help me find my lost toy, that would be great.' It's so simple yet funny how the child assumes God can just take a break from big things to find a toy.

I remember a Quora story about a woman who bought a new dress for a party. When she put it on, she realized that the zipper was stuck. She tried everything to get it unstuck. In the end, she had to cut a hole in the back of the dress to get it off. She shared this story on Quora with pictures, and it was so funny to read about her ordeal with the dress.

During a fan meeting, TVXQ played a game where they had to act out different scenarios. Micky Yoochun got the role of a clumsy magician. He kept dropping his props and making the most hilarious facial expressions while trying to cover up his mistakes. The fans were laughing non - stop, and the members were also having a great time making fun of him in a friendly way. This story shows their great sense of humor and how they can have fun even during fan meetings.

There was a criminal who tried to rob a bank wearing a very obvious and badly made mask. It was so obvious that the bank teller just laughed at him. He got so embarrassed that he ran away without taking anything. This shows that some criminals can be really clumsy and make us laugh with their silly mistakes.

There's a story of a man who retired from a construction job. He had always been known for his practical jokes on the site. On his retirement, he set up a fake 'construction accident' scene outside the office. His colleagues were horrified at first until they saw him jump out and yell 'Surprise! I'm retired!'. It was a hilarious end to his career.

There was a really funny situation where a trucker's GPS malfunctioned. It led him to a dead - end dirt road in the middle of a farm. He had to back out very carefully while cows were just staring at him. He said it was like they were judging his driving skills. It took him ages to get back on the right road, but he could laugh about it later.

One really funny story is about a pregnant lady at a baby shower. They were playing a game where they had to guess the size of her belly with a ribbon. When everyone was done, her toddler nephew came up and wrapped the whole roll of ribbon around her, saying she was as big as a house. Everyone burst out laughing.

One funny phish story is when a phisher sent an email claiming to be from a tech company offering a free high - end laptop. However, the link in the email led to a website that looked like it was made in the 90s with blinking text and bad graphics. It was clear it was a phish.

One funny story is that a man thought he was chatting with a girl who loved hiking. But when they met, she turned out to be terrified of the outdoors. They ended up going to a virtual reality arcade instead and had a blast.