What are some interesting time wasting funny stories you know?

Sure. Once, my friend tried to teach his cat to play fetch. He threw a little ball, but the cat just stared at him like he was crazy and then went to sleep. It was hilarious.

Sure. One time, my friend thought he could do a magic trick. He tried to make a coin disappear by waving his hand over it. But instead, he accidentally knocked over his coffee all over himself. It was so funny and we just wasted the next half an hour cleaning up and laughing about it.

There was a football timeout where a player was so thirsty that he grabbed a water bottle that had hot sauce in it instead of water. His reaction was priceless when he took a big swig.

One funny old time story is about a baker. He made the most delicious pies but was very forgetful. One day, he put his hat in the oven instead of the pies. When he realized his mistake, his face was as red as the cherries he used in his pies. Everyone in the town laughed about it for weeks.

On a road trip, we stopped at a diner. The waitress there had the funniest accent. She told us all these wild stories about the town while getting half of our order wrong. But it made the whole dining experience really entertaining.

There was a story about a group of ducks that marched into a store. They waddled around quacking, and the store owner was so surprised. They were just following one curious duck that had led them there. It was a very funny sight.

A time traveler went to the 1920s. He joins a dance competition but doesn't know the Charleston. So he starts doing a mix of breakdancing moves from his time. Everyone is shocked at first but then they start copying his moves and it becomes the new 'in' thing in the dance hall. It's a story full of unexpected twists and lots of laughter.

At a sleepover one night, two boys decided to prank their friend. They put a fake bug on his pillow. When the friend saw it, he screamed and jumped out of bed. But then he realized it was fake and they all had a great laugh. Funny night time stories often come from these kinds of harmless pranks.

Well, there's the story of a lady who was always late for meetings. She bought a super - fancy planner to manage her time better. But she ended up spending so much time decorating the planner with stickers and drawings that she was even later for her meetings.

A girl was tempted by a beautiful dress in a store window. She went in to try it on, but it was a bit too small. Instead of giving up, she tried to squeeze into it. When she finally managed to get it on, she couldn't move. Her friends found her in the fitting room, looking like a stuffed doll, and they all had a good laugh.