Can you share some funny kids church stories?

One story is about a little boy who thought the offering plate was a magic hat. When it came to him, he put in his toy car and expected it to come back to him all shiny and new. Another is a girl who saw the priest's long robes and asked if he was a wizard. And there was a kid who fell asleep during the sermon and started snoring really loudly, which made everyone around him giggle.

Sure. A kid once saw the kneelers and thought they were mini - beds. So he laid down on one during the service. Another child thought the bells in the church tower were for him to ring and tried to climb up there. Also, there was a small girl who thought the font was a fishpond and asked if there were fish in it.

There are quite a few. For instance, a young boy thought that the altar was a stage and started doing a little dance during the sermon. He thought he was supposed to be the entertainment. Another kid got really excited when he saw the stained - glass windows and started pointing and shouting about all the colors, not realizing it was a quiet time in the service. And a girl who, when the choir started singing, thought they were having a karaoke session and started singing at the top of her lungs her favorite nursery rhyme.

Once, a new choir member got so nervous on their first performance day in church. They were supposed to sing soprano but ended up singing tenor for half of the song until they realized their mistake and turned bright red. Everyone in the church had a good laugh, but also gave them a big round of applause for their courage.

At a church's anniversary, they had a special choir performance. However, the youngest choir member, a little boy, got his shoelaces tied together right before going on stage. As he walked up, he tripped and tumbled forward, which made the whole congregation burst into laughter. But he got up quickly and started singing with a big smile on his face.

Once, a little boy in church thought the collection plate was for sharing his toys. So he put his favorite little car in it. Everyone had a good laugh when the pastor found it later.

Here's a joke. A priest was walking down the street one day when he noticed a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy was very small and the doorbell was too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moved closer to the boy's position. He walked across the street, stepped smartly on to the porch and rang the bell for the boy. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiled benevolently and asked, 'And now what, my little man?' To which the boy replied, 'Now we run!'

In a small church, a new pastor was so nervous during his first sermon that he accidentally called the Virgin Mary 'Mary Poppins'. The congregation was shocked at first but then couldn't help but chuckle. The pastor was really embarrassed but it made for a very funny story in the church's history.

There was a black church where they had a community event. They organized a cooking competition. But instead of a regular cooking area, they set it up right outside the church. One of the contestants accidentally set off the fire alarm while trying to make a very smoky barbecue. Everyone thought it was part of a newfangled way to call people to the event at first. It was really hilarious.

Sure. Once, in a small country church, the pastor's pet parrot got loose during the service. It flew around squawking Bible verses it had heard the pastor say, causing everyone to burst into laughter.