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Tell me some three minute funny stories.

2024-11-25 16:47
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Once there was a cat who thought he was a dog. He chased his own tail like a dog, barked at the mailman (well, sort of a meow - bark), and tried to dig holes in the garden. His owner was so confused but found it hilarious.

There was a little boy at the zoo. He saw a penguin and said, 'You look like you're wearing a tuxedo all wrong!' The penguin just waddled away as if it was offended. But the boy's innocent comment made everyone around laugh.

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings - whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society - do, when a mysterious application pops up in a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out 'Red Packets'; while spouting nonsense the entire time? Release Schedule: 14 chs / week *There is something wrong with the system. We are currently working on it right now. Thank you for your patience and support.*
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Farming in the Mountains: Max Level Jiaojiao Is Three Years Old

Farming in the Mountains: Max Level Jiaojiao Is Three Years Old

# HAPPY ENDING # 1V1 # DAILYFAMILYLIFE # POWERFULMINISTER # PURE PROTAGONISTS In his previous life, Xue Yan was a powerful minister. When he returned to seven years of age, he no longer wanted to be one anymore. He simply wanted to settle down in this ravine, be a farmer like his brothers, and grow crops like ordinary people, so that he wouldn’t end up as he did in his previous life. In that life, he had all the power in the world, but his family was not fated to have a good ending. Unexpectedly, his father picked up a baby girl. She was great in all aspects except one. She couldn’t be allowed to sneak out alone. Otherwise, she would bring back a great general one time, and bring back a prince with a different surname the next. She even rescued the empress dowager of this dynasty…Not long after, she brought back the Emperor!***Jiang Yu, the best commander of Area A in the wasteland age, had transmigrated through ancient times and become a three-and-a-half-year-old girl!
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Sovereign of the Three Realms

Sovereign of the Three Realms

Heaven has mysteriously collapsed. But wait, Jiang Chen, son of the Heavenly Emperor, unexpectedly reincarnated into the body of a despised young noble, thus embarking on the path of the underdog trouncing all comers. No one has the right to call himself a genius in front of Jiang Chen, as no one has a better understanding of the heavens than the son of the Heavenly Emperor. Genius? He who adheres to me shall ascend, those who oppose me can find solace in hell!
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My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

Victor was a normal 21-year-old man, he grew up in a loving family that helped him take care of himself knowing that he had a practically incurable disease, the RH null blood, he was the owner of a rare blood type... But what Victor didn't know, is that this blood type was a delicacy in the supernatural world, creatures that fed on blood loved his blood type... And that blood he hated would be the factor that would make Victor the greatest vampire of all time. ........................... [A/N: The cover is mine, it's original.] This novel is being edited by: IsUnavailable, And Davo 2138. If you want to support me so that I can pay artists to illustrate the characters in my novel, visit my Patreon: patreon.com/VictorWeismann More characters images in: https://discord.gg/4FETZAf
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PAMPERED BY MY THREE BROTHERS: THE RETURN OF THE NEGLECTED HEIRESS

PAMPERED BY MY THREE BROTHERS: THE RETURN OF THE NEGLECTED HEIRESS

Penny has three brothers: one is a billionaire CEO, the second is the youngest military lieutenant, and the last is a successful actor. These three successful men had only one common ground: bullying Penny, their sore-eye of a little sister. The sister they never wished to have, and the one who claimed to be their real sister, while the sister they treasured all this time was a fake. After living a life of maltreatment in her aunt's home, some people of high standing came to Penny with news of her real parentage. She thought she was finally saved from her aunt’s clutches, unaware that what awaited her was worse. At 13, Penny only wished for one thing: for her brothers to love her and treat her like family, just as much as they loved their fake sister. She worked and studied ten times harder than anybody else just to be accepted by them. In her desperation, she foolishly fell into a trap set by a malicious person, not knowing her actions would result in the downfall of her brothers and her ending up in jail with a death sentence. On her execution day, Penny had only one thought in mind: If she ever got to go back in time, her brothers could pamper their fake sister for all she cared! She wanted nothing to do with them! And much to her surprise, Penny found herself back on the day it all began: the day she was born. As promised, this time, she wouldn’t foolishly try to earn her brothers' love and affection. Never mind family! She’d just make a lot of money, live in luxury, and make a family of her own! But wait, why is it now that she didn’t want anything to do with her brothers, they kept poking their noses into her business? Weren’t they supposed to pamper their fake sister? Why won’t they leave her alone?! And how on earth was she married in this lifetime? To make matters worse, this husband she never had in her first life was suddenly volunteering to be the father of her children?!
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Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.
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Tell me some funny 3 minute stories.

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2024-10-29 21:02

There was a story of a forgetful fisherman. He went fishing one day. He had all his gear ready but when he got to the lake, he realized he had forgotten his fishing rod at home. So, he tried to make a fishing rod out of a long stick and some string he found there. He managed to catch a tiny fish which he was so proud of that he told everyone in the village about his 'ingenious' catch.

Tell me some 5 minute funny bedtime stories.

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2024-11-09 01:06

The story of 'The Sleepwalking Rabbit' is also fun. There was a rabbit that would sleepwalk at night. One time, it ended up in the middle of a fox's den while sleepwalking. The fox was also asleep and when they both woke up, they were so startled. But the rabbit was quick and hopped away before the fox could react.

Tell me a 1 minute funny story.

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2024-12-13 14:59

Once upon a time, a man went to a zoo. He saw a gorilla and started making faces at it. The gorilla got really angry and started pounding on the glass. Suddenly, the glass broke. The man was terrified. But the gorilla just calmly walked out, looked at the man and said, 'Don't worry, it was just a joke!'

What are the characteristics of three minute funny stories?

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2024-11-25 20:03

These stories are highly relatable. They might be about common experiences we all have, such as waiting in line at the grocery store. But in the story, the person in front of you starts doing a wild dance while waiting, which is both unexpected and makes us laugh because we can imagine being in that situation.

Tell me a Funny 5 Minute Kids Story.

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2024-12-05 23:00

There was a small boy named Tom. Tom had a pet turtle. One day, Tom put on his turtle's shell like a backpack and pretended he was a turtle too. He crawled around the garden. His mother saw him and couldn't stop laughing. Tom then told his turtle all about his adventure as they shared a plate of lettuce for lunch. It was a very funny five - minute adventure for Tom.

Tell me a one minute funny story.

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2024-12-04 07:55

A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asked, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man replied, 'No, but I'm ding - a - ling!'

Tell me a funny 5 minute kids story.

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2024-12-02 12:31

There was a little girl named Lily. She had a magic hat that she found in her attic. When she put it on, she could talk to animals. One day, she put on the hat and went into the garden. A squirrel came up to her and said it was looking for its acorns. Lily decided to help. But every time the squirrel showed her where it thought the acorns were, there were just stones. Lily would giggle and say, 'You must have a very bad memory, Mr. Squirrel!' This went on for about 5 minutes. Finally, they found the acorns under a big leaf. The squirrel thanked Lily and she went back inside, happy with her little adventure.

Tell me some scary 2 minute stories.

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2024-12-09 10:28

One scary 2 - minute story could be about a girl who wakes up in the middle of the night to find a strange shadow on her wall. It moves and takes the shape of a menacing figure. As she tries to scream, no sound comes out. Then she feels a cold breath on her neck, but when she turns around, there's nothing there. She runs out of her room only to find the entire house in complete darkness and strange noises all around her.

Tell me some '1 minute scary stories'.

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2024-11-18 03:18

One '1 minute scary story' could be: You're home alone at night. As you pass by the mirror, you see a shadow behind you for a split second. But when you turn around, there's nothing there. You dismiss it as your imagination, but then you hear a faint scratching at the window. You slowly walk towards it, and a pale face suddenly appears outside, grinning at you.

Tell me some '2 minute scary stories'.

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2024-11-18 03:10

A '2 minute scary story' might involve a family moving into a new old house. One night, the youngest child hears whispers coming from the attic. He tells his parents, but they don't believe him. When he goes up to the attic alone to investigate, he finds an old diary. As he starts reading it, the room gets cold and he feels a hand on his shoulder. He turns around but sees nothing. However, the whispers get louder and more menacing.

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