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Share some more funny sec stories.

2024-11-25 02:12
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There was a security guard at a zoo. One day, a peacock escaped and was strutting around the entrance. The guard tried to shoo it back but the peacock just spread its feathers even more. The guard then said 'You think you're more important than me? Well, you are prettier!' and the whole situation was quite hilarious.

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.
3.5
1024 Chs
Apocalypse: I Have One More Keyword Than Others

Apocalypse: I Have One More Keyword Than Others

Brave, sly, kind, slippery, generous, greedy, elegant, ferocious, happy, abnormal, honest, hypocritical... In this apocalyptic world, only by winning on the Alien Star battlefield can one obtain resources to ensure the continuity of civilization. Every warrior that enters the Alien Star battlefield receives a randomly assigned keyword that belongs to them. If one's actions align with their keyword, their attributes will rapidly grow, granting abilities akin to Superman. On the contrary, if they fail to comply, they will swiftly weaken; This is a world where performance skills are paramount; Performance skills equate to sustenance, performance skills are glory, performance skills provide privileges, performance skills are life... ... Already concluded with thousands of orders are the works "Dream Fufiller of Ten Thousand Realms", and "Ten Thousand Methods to Remove Players." There is a guarantee of completion, so please feel free to dive in.
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1004 Chs
My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

"My pants are already off. Stopping now would be a bit redundant, don't you think?" Everyone knew the cool, aristocratic Chairman Li was sick, but only Rong Yan knew the man was problematic and sick in the head. That day, she was accosted at the bedroom entrance. Long arms held her against her will as the man leaned into her ear and whispered, "Marry me." Rong Yan struggled to no avail. Frustrated, she said, "I have a boyfriend of five years." "You mean my son is your boyfriend?" For her baby boy, she was willing to secretly marry this billionaire chairman. From then on, he held the knife for her kills, and poured the gasoline as she set fires. Everyone knew the chairman was possessive and paranoid—and Rong Yan was his bottom line. The five-year-old Li Duidui was at a loss. When Daddy and Mommy fought, was he supposed to help clear up the misunderstanding or close the door on them...
4.8
968 Chs
This Lich Requests More Remuneration

This Lich Requests More Remuneration

With just three sentences, you convinced the Paladin to spend five thousand Gold Coins for you. You truly are a master of the Undead who thoroughly understands human nature! … "Respected Master Amberser, after our review by the editors at 'Legendary Spells' Publishing, we regret to inform you that your paper 'Research on the Non-Humanoid Form Modification of Undead Creatures' is unsuitable for publication in our monthly magazine. We suggest that you submit your work to a magical academic journal with less stringent review requirements." A burst of ghostly blue flame erupted from the tips of fingers, reducing the rejection letter. "Damn it! You bastards are purely discriminating against liches, discriminating against undead magic!!!" "Drop dead!"
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798 Chs
Unwanted Marriage: Honey, No More Divorce!

Unwanted Marriage: Honey, No More Divorce!

After three years of marriage, Wendy Stewart was used to Michael Lucas's sarcastic remarks, his frequent threats about getting divorced, and even his indulgence of a mistress. She thought that she could bear with this her entire life, until she accidentally got pregnant with a child that Michael did not want. Finally despondent, Wendy signed the divorce agreement and left. She thought they could have parted ways forever, but Michael refused to stop looking for her after the divorce. When they met again, she was the world's top designer. Smiling sweetly at her ex-husband, she said, "My dear, we're already divorced." Michael simply stared at her coldly, "Tell me, what will it take for us to reconcile?"
3.8
714 Chs
Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"
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713 Chs

Share some interesting funny sec stories.

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2024-10-24 21:34

Well, I heard of a security dog that was trained to bark at strangers. One day, it barked at a delivery man as usual. But when the delivery man gave it a treat from his pocket, the dog immediately became friendly and wagged its tail. It was funny how easily the dog was bribed.

Can you share some funny sec football stories?

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2024-11-22 22:42

In one SEC football game, a quarterback tried to do a really fancy spin move to avoid being sacked. But he spun so much that he got dizzy and fell down flat on his face without even being touched by the defenders. It was hilarious for the fans in the stadium.

Tell me some funny sec stories.

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2024-11-25 01:04

There was this security incident at a school. A cat got into the building and set off the alarms. When the security team finally found it, the cat was sitting on the principal's chair, looking as if it owned the place. They had to carefully coax it out, and it became a funny story that the students loved to tell.

Tell me some funny sec stories.

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2024-10-27 21:23

One funny sec story could be about a security guard who accidentally chased his own shadow thinking it was an intruder. He ran around in circles for a while until he realized what was going on.

What are some of the most memorable funny sec football stories?

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2024-11-23 08:10

A memorable one is when a referee's hat blew off during a windy game and a player, thinking it was part of the ball, tried to pick it up during the play. Another is a team's cheerleaders accidentally running onto the field at the wrong time, right when the opposing team was about to start a play, causing total chaos.

Can you share some best sec stories?

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2024-11-30 02:48

Sure. A great sec story is about a security team at an airport. They were able to identify a suspect with a fake passport. The team noticed some discrepancies in the passport's details and the behavior of the passenger. Through careful interrogation and verification, they discovered that the person was trying to enter the country illegally. Their vigilance ensured the safety of the airport and the country.

Can you share some Lesbian sec stories?

2 answers
2024-10-31 16:41

Sharing such stories is inappropriate as they often involve private and personal experiences that should be respected in terms of privacy.

Share some more funny interview stories.

3 answers
2024-11-23 06:28

Once, a candidate brought his pet parrot to the interview. The parrot kept interrupting by repeating 'Hello' and 'Pretty boy'. It was so unexpected that the interviewers couldn't stop laughing.

Share some more anon funny stories.

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2024-11-17 14:29

An anon was giving a speech at a small event. They got so nervous that they started mixing up words and said 'I'm so happy to be here at this funeral' instead of 'function'. Everyone had a good laugh after the initial shock.

Share some more anonymous funny stories.

1 answer
2024-11-01 12:01

There was a student who was giving a presentation in class. He got so nervous that instead of saying 'The conclusion is...' he said 'The constipation is...' and then just froze. The whole class burst into laughter and he turned bright red. But it made for a very memorable and funny moment.

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