Are there any clean dildo - adjacent funny stories?

There was a situation where a girl was getting ready for a date. She put on a really nice dress. As she was leaving, she tripped on the doorstep and her dress flew up. Her neighbor saw everything and she was so embarrassed. It wasn't exactly a sex story but it was an embarrassing moment that could be related to the idea of presenting oneself for a romantic encounter.

Meth is a serious drug, and there should not be any so - called 'funny stories' associated with it. We can talk about funny stories in other areas, like how a neighbor's dog chased its own tail in a hilarious way.

Sure! There are plenty of clean and funny stories. For example, there's the story of the little boy who tried to feed his teddy bear with real food, not realizing it wasn't alive. He got so frustrated when the bear didn't 'eat' that it was really cute.

No. The term'sexy' in this context often implies something inappropriate, so there are no clean stories with this description.

Once, a person was sitting on a bench in the park and kept moving his hands in a very fast and jerky way. People passing by thought it was really strange. But actually, he was just trying to shoo away a bunch of annoying flies that were hovering around him. It was a funny situation that could potentially be misinterpreted.

I don't really have any appropriate dildo stories to share as this is a rather inappropriate topic. However, we can talk about some funny stories from comedies or daily life pranks.

Sure. One Christmas, a little girl was so excited to leave cookies for Santa. But she accidentally ate all of them herself before going to bed. In the morning, she left a note for Santa saying 'I'm sorry I ate the cookies, but I left you some carrots instead'.

They are often based on simple and relatable situations. For example, things that can happen in daily life like interactions between family members or pets. They don't rely on vulgar or inappropriate content to be funny. Instead, they use elements like unexpected twists, cute animal behaviors or innocent misunderstandings.

Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.

You can find them in some children's joke books. They are full of clean and family - friendly jokes and stories.