What are some of the funniest Newfoundland dog stories you know?

There was this instance where a magician was doing a show and decided to use a hot dog as part of his trick. He was supposed to make the hot dog disappear, but instead, it got stuck in his sleeve and he ended up pulling out a half - eaten hot dog in front of the whole audience. They all had a great laugh. There's also a story about a family who went on a picnic. They brought hot dogs to grill. The dad, who was in charge of the grill, accidentally dropped a whole pack of hot dogs into the ashes. They had to quickly drive to the nearest store to buy more. It was quite the comical situation.

Well, there's a story where a cat was sleeping in a box. A dog came along and decided to also squeeze into the box. The cat woke up, looked at the dog all squished in there with it, and just went back to sleep as if it was normal. It was really funny to imagine the two sharing such a small space.

Well, there's this one where a dog mistook the Christmas stockings for chew toys. It pulled them down and started chewing on them, scattering all the treats that were inside. It was chaos but also really funny. Another story involves a dog that got so excited by all the Christmas decorations that it ran around the house, knocking over several small Christmas trees in the process.

I know a story about a hunting dog that barked at its own shadow while on a hunt. It thought there was another dog trying to steal its prey. It kept circling around, barking furiously until it realized it was just its shadow.

A dog at a park once saw a squirrel. Instead of chasing it in a straight line, he ran around in circles. He was so excited that he didn't notice a small dip in the ground. He tripped over it and tumbled a bit. But that didn't stop him. He quickly got up and continued chasing the squirrel in his funny, clumsy way.

There was a Newfoundland that loved to 'help' with gardening. Every time the owner planted a new flower, the dog would dig it up again, thinking it was a game. The owner was exasperated but also found it really funny in hindsight.

One horror story could be about a Newfoundland dog that was wrongly thought to be gentle but suddenly attacked a small child in the neighborhood. However, it might have been provoked by some unseen factor. Another could be a story where a Newfoundland dog got lost in the woods during a stormy night and its howls were heard by hikers, creating a spooky atmosphere.

There was a story that became quite well - known in a coastal area. A Newfoundland dog that was usually friendly started acting really strange. It would run towards the ocean during high tide and stand there barking madly at the waves. One day, it actually swam out into the rough sea and didn't come back for hours. When it finally returned, it was covered in seaweed and had a strange look in its eyes. It then started running around the village as if it was being chased by something invisible, which scared the villagers.

A dog once stole a pair of socks from the laundry. He ran around the yard with the socks in his mouth, looking like he had just won a great prize. His owner chased him, but he just thought it was a game and kept running in circles.

There was a captain who had a parrot on his ship. The parrot would mimic the captain's orders. One day, when the captain shouted 'All hands on deck!', the parrot repeated it so many times that all the sailors were running around in circles not knowing which 'order' was the real one. It led to a lot of chaos and laughter on the ship.