What are the most interesting short funny crime stories you know?

There was a case where a group of burglars planned to rob a jewelry store. They drilled a hole in the wall to get in. But they miscalculated and ended up in the janitor's closet. They were making so much noise trying to break out of the closet that the police were called and they were all arrested without even reaching the jewelry.

One interesting real short crime story is about a bank robber who left a very obvious clue behind. He dropped his ID at the crime scene. Another is a case where a burglar got scared by a cat in the house he was robbing and ran away leaving all the stolen goods.

There's the story of the math teacher who made a mistake on the blackboard. He was writing a long equation and accidentally added instead of subtracted in one step. A student pointed it out immediately. The teacher, instead of being embarrassed, said 'Well, this is a new kind of math where we make creative mistakes and learn from them!'.

One story is about a goat that climbed onto the roof of a barn. No one knew how it got up there. It just stood there looking very proud of itself while the farmers tried to figure out how to get it down. It was a hilarious sight.

Here's one. A guy ordered a pizza and when it arrived, he opened the box to find it completely upside down. The cheese was stuck to the box lid. He called the pizza place and they said 'Well, you did order it 'flipped' style'.

Well, there's a story about a young hunter. He went hunting in the mountains. He thought he heard a bear growling. He was so scared that he climbed a tree. After a while, he realized it was just his stomach growling because he was hungry. He had forgotten to bring food. His whole hunting trip was a series of clumsy mistakes.

One story is about a rabbit who thought his ears were wings. He kept jumping from high places trying to fly. His friends were worried but also found it hilarious. Eventually, he realized his mistake but it was a very funny adventure.

Well, there's the story of a frog who loved music. He would sit on a lily pad every evening and croak along to the sounds of the crickets. One night, a traveling musician passed by the pond. The frog thought he could join in. So, he hopped right up to the musician and started croaking very loudly. The musician was so surprised but also amused by the frog's enthusiasm.

Well, I know a story where a nurse was taking care of an elderly woman who was always forgetting things. One day, the woman thought the nurse was her granddaughter and started asking about her school grades. The nurse just went along with it and had a really funny conversation.

There was a student who was always looking for shortcuts in learning. His teacher told him a story of a man who wanted to build a house quickly. He used cheap materials and took shortcuts. When the storm came, the house collapsed. The wisdom is that in learning or in life, there are no real shortcuts. We need to put in the effort and use the right 'materials' to build a strong foundation for our future.