Can you share some short funny crime stories?

Once, a burglar broke into a house. He was looking for valuables when he accidentally stepped on a squeaky toy. The noise scared him so much that he ran out of the house without taking anything.

Here's one. A man attempted to rob a bank. He handed the teller a note that said 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot.' But the teller couldn't read his handwriting and asked him to repeat it. So frustrated, he shouted it out loud which immediately attracted the security guards and he was arrested before he could do anything.

Well, in a small town, a man tried to rob a convenience store. But instead of using a proper weapon, he used a banana which he held up like a gun. The store clerk, realizing it was a banana, just laughed at him. Embarrassed, the so - called robber ran away without taking anything. It was a comical situation in the realm of crime.

Sure. There was a case where a thief tried to steal a TV from a store. But he got his pants caught on a display stand while running away. He ended up falling and the TV crashed on top of him. He was so embarrassed that he just lay there waiting for the police.

There was a case where a burglar broke into a house. He found a lot of old - fashioned clothes in the closet and decided to try them on. He was so engrossed in his 'fashion show' that he didn't hear the homeowners come back. When they walked in and saw him parading around in their grandmother's old dresses, they called the police. He was caught red - handed, still wearing the strange get - up.

Well, in one story, a burglar broke into a house. He found a big jar full of cookies and couldn't resist. He sat down and started eating. The homeowner came back and found him there, still munching on cookies, too distracted by the deliciousness to notice the owner's arrival.

Sure. There was a con artist who tried to sell a 'magic' potion that could make people fly. He found a gullible customer and convinced him to pay a large sum of money for it. The customer drank it and of course didn't fly. When he demanded his money back, the con artist said he must not have believed hard enough. But the customer was so angry that he chased the con artist all around town until he caught him and got his money back. The con artist ended up with a bruised ego and no money.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. There was a case where a thief tried to steal a bike. He managed to cut the lock but when he tried to ride it away, he realized it had a flat tire. So there he was, standing with a stolen bike he couldn't use. It was quite a comical situation for the onlookers.