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Tell me another short funny story

2024-11-26 13:43
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There was a man who was very proud of his new toupee. One day, he was walking in the wind and he was worried that his toupee might blow off. So he held onto it tightly. As he was walking, he passed a little girl. The girl looked at him and said, 'Mister, why are you holding onto your head like that?' He replied, 'I'm just making sure my hat doesn't blow away.' The girl said, 'But that's not a hat, it's a rug for your head!'

A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just too fat.' The cat's owner said, 'He's not fat, he's just big - boned!' The vet replied, 'Well, his bones must be made of marshmallows then.'

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that finally I had to take his bike away.

Tell me another funny short kids story.

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2024-11-01 20:22

A kid named Ben thought he could fly like a superhero. So, he climbed up on a chair, put on a cape, and jumped. Of course, he landed on a big pile of pillows his mom had put there just in case. His mom couldn't stop laughing at his cute attempt.

Tell me another funny golf short story.

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2024-11-01 19:55

A group of golfers were playing on a windy day. One golfer hit a great shot that looked like it was going to land right on the green. But then a strong gust of wind came and blew the ball all the way back to where he had hit it from. He stood there in disbelief for a moment, then started laughing along with his friends. They all joked that he should have put a weight on the ball to keep it from being blown back. This made for a very funny moment during the round.

Tell me another Bangla short funny story.

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2024-10-25 15:40

A Bangla student was very lazy. One day in school, the teacher asked him, 'What is the capital of Bangladesh?' The student, who hadn't studied at all, thought for a while and said, 'Sir, it's in my book at home.' Everyone in the class laughed.

Tell me another funny story

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2024-11-24 07:36

A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.

Tell me another funny story.

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2024-11-11 15:14

Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. The man felt so bad that he decided to cheer the penguin up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. And you know what? The penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. But then suddenly, the penguin joined in with its own wobbly little dance. It was hilarious.

Tell me another Punjabi funny story.

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2024-11-25 04:56

A Punjabi boy was asked by his teacher to write an essay about his family. He wrote that his father was like a lion because he roared a lot. His mother was like a buffalo because she was strong and could carry a lot of things. And he was like a little parrot because he always repeated what his parents said. His teacher couldn't stop laughing at this unique description.

Tell me another funny girl story.

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2024-11-21 21:26

A girl went to a grocery store. She saw a huge watermelon and tried to pick it up. But it was so heavy that when she finally managed to lift it a bit, it slipped from her hands and rolled all the way down the aisle. She chased after it with a look of panic on her face, and everyone in the store was in stitches.

Easy, tell me another funny story.

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2024-11-13 22:53

My friend once told me a story about his dog. His dog loved to chase his own tail. One day, he chased it so much that he finally caught it. But then he didn't know what to do with it. He just stood there, looking at his tail as if it was some strange thing that he had never seen before. It was really funny to see the confused look on the dog's face.

Tell me another astronaut funny story.

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2024-11-13 19:58

An astronaut was sleeping in the space station. But he forgot to strap himself properly to the bed. In the middle of his sleep, he started floating around the cabin. When he woke up, he was completely disoriented, floating upside down and banging into things. His crewmates had a great time teasing him about it later.

Tell me another Auburn funny story.

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2024-11-11 21:20

In Auburn, there was a time when a new statue was being unveiled on campus. As they removed the cover, they realized that someone had put a big, funny mustache on the statue overnight. The university staff didn't know whether to be angry or laugh. In the end, they decided to leave it there for a day as it brought so much laughter to the students passing by.

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