Do you know any good jokes short funny stories?

Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Story: There was a teacher who was teaching her class about the circulation of the blood. She said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

Yes. Here's one. A true story is that my friend tried to bake a cake for the first time. The joke is that when she took it out of the oven, it looked more like a pancake. Another true story is that I once saw a man trying to park his car in a really small space for ages. And the joke could be that his car was so big it was like he was trying to fit an elephant into a shoebox.

Yes. One story is about a boy named Pedro. Pedro always dreamed of flying. One day, he tied a lot of balloons to his body and jumped from a small hill. But instead of flying gracefully, he just tumbled down the hill. His friends were laughing and said, 'Pedro, hindi yan paraan para lumipad!' (Pedro, that's not the way to fly!).

Sure. Here's one. A family was preparing their Thanksgiving meal and the grandma was in charge of the mashed potatoes. She put in so much butter that when she served them, they slid right off the spoon like a yellow avalanche. Everyone at the table had a good laugh at the buttery mess.

There was a little squirrel that tried to hide nuts in a man's pocket while he was sitting on a bench in the park. The man didn't notice at first, and when he stood up, the nuts started falling out. It was quite a comical sight.

Day Up is a very popular Chinese variety show with many funny jokes and memes. Here are some examples: I'll sing a song for everyone. This song is "Perturbed". Perturbed, my heart beats like lightning... Once, I went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of noodles, but when I came back, I found that there were no noodles in the bowl, only one dish. Hello, everyone. I'm your president, and today I want to talk about the most important thing in life, which is voting. Once, my colleague and I went on a trip, and we walked into a shop, and I saw a product that said 'all natural' and 'no addition'. Once, when I went to the hospital, the doctor asked me,'Have you taken any medicine recently?' I said,'No, I just started eating pork recently.' ' These jokes and memes were all funny elements in the game, attracting a large number of viewers through humor and relaxed methods.

The first paragraph of " Getting Married: Young Master Song Dotes on His Wife Too Much ":" In that case, what else do I have to worry about? Of course, I want the whole world to know that Tang Shi is my woman." The first paragraph of " The Beloved Concubine's Addicted to Drinking: A Prince's Walk ":" Even my pee is better than this!" [My Husband Is Two-bellied], paragraph 1:" Go and tell him that abandoning a concubine doesn't lack a husband!" " Getting Married: Seducing a Best Actor to Get to the Top " section 3:" Prince Charming, you really won't be able to get a wife with such a venomous tongue!" The first paragraph of " If I don't keep you company, I won't worry about marrying an abandoned concubine ":" I can finally keep you as my mistress!" " The female supporting role is valiant and valiant ": Story 1:" Her life was stolen and she became a stepping stone for the fake family to live a happy life ";" The supporting role is a beautiful woman ": There is not much connection between the various stories;" The War God's Concubine: The Black-bellied Divine Lord, Spoiling the Heavens ":" Before the event, to deceive the love shark: 'Let's get engaged!' Love mermaid as a token of love."

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

Joke: Why is a mother like a clock? Because she is always on time to take care of her kids. In a short story, a family decided to have a picnic on Mother's Day. The mother was so excited. They had a great time eating sandwiches and playing games, and the mother felt so blessed to have such a wonderful family.

Sure! 'The Lottery' by Shirley Jackson is a classic and quite compelling.