Can you share some funny supermarket pick up stories?

Sure. There was a guy who saw a girl reading a book in a park. He walked up and said, 'That book looks really interesting. I've been meaning to read it. But I think you're a more fascinating read.' The girl laughed and they started chatting.

I heard about a lady in the supermarket. She was looking at the fresh produce. When she picked up an avocado, she squeezed it a bit too hard and the insides squirted out all over her hand. She was so embarrassed but everyone around her couldn't help but laugh. It was a really messy yet funny situation. She then just laughed it off and went to wash her hands. There's also a story of a young couple. The guy was trying to show off to his girlfriend by easily picking up a big box of detergent. But as he lifted it, the bottom of the box ripped and detergent started pouring out all over the floor. They both just stared at each other in shock for a moment and then started laughing uncontrollably.

Sure. Once I saw a little kid trying to push a shopping cart that was almost as big as him. He was zig - zagging all over the place, knocking down a few displays of cereal boxes. It was really hilarious.

Sure. One real pick up story is about a guy who was at a coffee shop. He noticed a girl reading a book he liked. He simply walked over and said, 'I see you're reading that great book. I love the author's way of storytelling.' They started chatting about the book and soon found out they had a lot in common. Eventually, they exchanged numbers and started dating.

A pickup artist had success by being himself but also using some strategic flirting. He joined a dance class where he saw a girl he was interested in. Instead of using cheesy lines, he just complimented her on her dancing skills sincerely. He then shared his own experiences in dancing. This led to them spending more time together after class, and they became a couple. The key here was being genuine and using pickup techniques in a natural way.

At a beach, a young man noticed a girl building a sandcastle all by herself. He walked over and said, 'Your sandcastle is really impressive. Mind if I help?' They worked together on the sandcastle, chatting about beach memories and their love for the ocean. By the end of the day, they had plans to meet again at the same beach.

I know of a situation where a mature older woman was at a coffee shop reading a book. A young man noticed the book she was reading and it happened to be one of his favorites too. He nervously went up to her and said something like 'I love that book!'. She was pleasantly surprised and they started talking about the book, the author, and other books they liked. They had a really in - depth conversation that day and later became friends who often discussed literature together.

Well, there was an elderly couple who had their house damaged in a storm. They could have given up and moved into a care home. But they decided to do the repairs themselves with the help of their neighbors. They held community - building events to get more help. In the end, their house was not only repaired but also became a symbol of community spirit in the neighborhood.

Well, in Cancun, I once saw a guy pick up a new friend while waiting in line for a popular taco stand. They started chatting about the best local toppings and ended up exploring the city's food markets together. It was a really friendly and innocent pick - up.

There was this story where a man said to a woman, 'If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute - cumber.' It was so cheesy but the woman found it hilarious and they started chatting. They discovered they had a lot in common, like their love for old movies and hiking. The pick - up line was the ice - breaker that led to a wonderful relationship.