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Tell me some funny uncle stories.

2024-11-27 07:27
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My uncle is a really funny guy. One day, he decided to go fishing. He got all his gear ready and was waiting patiently by the lake. But when he finally got a bite, he was so excited that he stood up too quickly and fell right into the water. His face was priceless when he came out all wet and still holding the fishing rod.

There was this time when my uncle thought he could be a magician for my birthday party. He tried to do a simple card trick. He was supposed to make a card disappear and then reappear. But instead, he dropped all the cards on the floor and then slipped on them while trying to pick them up. Everyone at the party was laughing so hard.

Once, my uncle tried to cook dinner. He was making spaghetti. But he got so confused between the salt and the sugar. He added a whole cup of what he thought was sugar, but it was salt. The spaghetti was so salty we couldn't eat it! It was really hilarious.

Transmigrating: I Married the Male Protagonist's Uncle

Transmigrating: I Married the Male Protagonist's Uncle

The headlines bring shocking and mind-boggling news. "Ling Sheng boarded Movie King Huo Ci's sports car, and the duo are suspected to be dating!" "Huo Ci and Ling Sheng entered and left the same condominium. They are confirmed to be staying together." "Screw off, these blind bastards. He's my biological father!" Third Master Jun, likewise, reacts with a similar reaction. He spits. "Whoever posted these will be blacklisted, never to be seen again in the media industry! I shall see who else has the guts to spread rumors about my wife and father-in-law." Third Master Jun is the most affluent man on earth and this places him at the apex of the world order. However, he is troubled by the fact that the Movie King Huo Ci, despite only being a few years older than him, is his father-in-law.
4.7
1588 Chs
The Male Main's Uncle Is Openly Obsessed With Me

The Male Main's Uncle Is Openly Obsessed With Me

It was only after Su Yayan's death that she realized that she was a malicious cannon fodder female character who became a scapegoat in a Mary Sue story. After an unexpected rebirth, Su Yayan kicked her scumbag boyfriend and his mistress aside and locked her arms around the guardian-like man that she missed out on in her previous life. Everyone in the capital's upper-class circle knew that the youngest Young Master Huo was a cold-blooded tyrant who did not care about his family. Until one day, he forgot to hide his identity and logged in as himself before joining his wife's livestream. Then, he showered his wife with confessions of love during the livestream. "My wifey's cooking is the best in the world. All objections denied!" "My wifey is beautiful, valiant, and talented. She's the most beautiful budding star in the live streaming industry!" "My wifey…" (Omitted thousands of words praising his wife.) Su Yayan was speechless. "Hubby, did you grow up eating cuteness for meals?" The audience, "…" What happened to be cold and heartless? Boss, you're ruining your character setting here! P.S. The male protagonist is an "old" man who is merely four years older than the female protagonist.
4.6
1130 Chs
Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.
3.5
1099 Chs
My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

"My pants are already off. Stopping now would be a bit redundant, don't you think?" Everyone knew the cool, aristocratic Chairman Li was sick, but only Rong Yan knew the man was problematic and sick in the head. That day, she was accosted at the bedroom entrance. Long arms held her against her will as the man leaned into her ear and whispered, "Marry me." Rong Yan struggled to no avail. Frustrated, she said, "I have a boyfriend of five years." "You mean my son is your boyfriend?" For her baby boy, she was willing to secretly marry this billionaire chairman. From then on, he held the knife for her kills, and poured the gasoline as she set fires. Everyone knew the chairman was possessive and paranoid—and Rong Yan was his bottom line. The five-year-old Li Duidui was at a loss. When Daddy and Mommy fought, was he supposed to help clear up the misunderstanding or close the door on them...
4.8
1043 Chs
Dating My Scumbag Ex's Uncle

Dating My Scumbag Ex's Uncle

She was forced by her husband and his mistress to jump into the sea and commit suicide, only to be rescued and taken care of by the jerk's uncle for seven years. He had become her backer and protected her meticulously. For seven years, no one dared to look down on her. Her reputation was tarnished. She had a miscarriage and divorced before. The scumbag ex-husband was also his nephew. On the other hand, he would not marry anyone other than her. He did not care about rumors and barbaric words, and for this, he did not hesitate to go against the entire clan. … Initially, she thought that the most tragic thing in life was to love the wrong person. Later on, she realized that it wasn't. It turned out that the most tragic thing was that you finally found true love, but at that time, you were covered in wounds. She was as cold as ice and he was passionate as fire. She had persisted for seven years, and so had he. In the end, she still lost to that persistent flame and agreed to marry him. However, the night before they were about to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get their marriage certificate, she woke up and returned ten years ago. That year, she was in the prime of her youth. She was still as beautiful as ever, and her youth was not wasted. That year, he was handsome and promising. She looked at herself in front of the mirror and silently cried. "Uncle, this time, I'll give you the best.”
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934 Chs
Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"
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825 Chs

Tell me some Gay Uncle Jerry stories.

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2024-12-08 09:49

Perhaps Gay Uncle Jerry has a story of finding true love. He could have met his partner in a rather unexpected place, like at a community art event. They might have shared a common interest in painting, and from there, their relationship blossomed. And his family, after some initial hesitation, came to accept and love his partner as part of the family, which is a beautiful story of family growth and acceptance.

Tell me some funny 2020 stories.

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2024-12-09 20:57

One funny 2020 story was about all the creative ways people found to exercise at home during lockdown. There were videos of people doing yoga with their pets or trying to do home workouts while their kids climbed all over them. It was really hilarious to see how people adapted.

Tell me some funny stories.

2 answers
2024-12-08 15:40

Once upon a time, there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around and around, getting dizzier by the minute. When it finally caught its tail, it looked so surprised as if it didn't expect to succeed. Another funny story is about a little boy who put his pants on backwards and went to school like that. All his classmates couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.

Tell me some a funny stories.

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2024-11-26 19:54

Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles for minutes, looking so confused and silly. Eventually, it just lay down and stared at its tail as if to say, 'I give up!' It was really hilarious.

Tell me some funny stories.

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2024-11-13 22:02

Once there was a cat who thought he was a dog. He chased his own tail like a dog would, and even tried to bark. But all that came out was a meow. It was really hilarious.

Tell me some funny 420 stories.

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2024-11-13 17:44

Well, one funny story could be about a group of friends who planned a 420 - themed picnic. They brought all kinds of green - colored foods like green sandwiches and green lemonade. They were having so much fun playing games and sharing their favorite snacks that they didn't even realize how silly they looked with all the green stuff. It was a really light - hearted and funny day for them.

Tell me some funny IT stories

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2024-11-03 00:37

Once, an IT team was trying to set up a new server. They followed all the instructions carefully, but when they turned it on, it started smoking. Turns out, they had plugged in a wrong cable. It was a hilarious yet costly mistake.

Tell me some funny 2018 stories.

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2024-11-01 08:42

In 2018, there was this really funny incident at a school. A teacher was trying to do a science experiment and everything went wrong. The chemical reaction was supposed to be a small fizz but instead it created a big, colorful mess all over the classroom. The students were laughing so hard, and the teacher just stood there with a shocked look on his face. It was one of those moments that everyone will remember for a long time.

Tell me some funny about me stories.

2 answers
2024-12-08 20:07

I was in a hurry to go to work one day. I grabbed what I thought was my work ID. When I got to the office, I realized it was my library card. I had to go all the way back home to get the right one. It was so embarrassing but also quite funny now when I think about it.

Tell me some 'It happened to me' funny stories.

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2024-11-22 19:54

I was in a grocery store. I was looking for a particular brand of cereal on a high shelf. I jumped a bit to reach it and accidentally knocked over a whole stack of cans. They started rolling all over the aisle. I was so embarrassed as I tried to catch them all while people around me were either laughing or looking at me strangely.

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