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What are the funniest Valentine's Day stories you know?

2024-11-26 11:05
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A young couple had a Valentine's Day date at a fancy restaurant. The guy tried to be all suave and order in French, but he got the words so wrong that he ended up ordering a plate of snails instead of the steak he intended. They both found it hilarious and decided to try the snails. It was an unexpected and funny Valentine's Day experience.

My friend once tried to make a heart - shaped cake for his girlfriend on Valentine's Day. But it came out looking more like a lumpy potato. His girlfriend was so amused when she saw it. They ended up eating the 'potato - cake' with a lot of laughter and it became a special memory for them.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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What are some of the funniest Valentine's Day stories you know?

2 answers
2024-11-18 00:59

Well, a young man planned to send his Valentine a bouquet of flowers. But he got the address wrong and the flowers ended up at an old lady's house. The old lady was so delighted that she called the florist to thank them. When the young man found out, he was a bit embarrassed but also thought it was kind of funny. He ended up sending another bouquet to his actual Valentine.

What are some of the funniest Valentine day stories you know?

2 answers
2024-11-27 07:33

One Valentine's Day, a couple decided to go to a fancy restaurant. The man was trying to be really suave and ordered in French. But he got the words all wrong and ended up ordering something completely different than what he intended. When the strange dish arrived, they both burst out laughing and shared the 'mystery' food. It made for a really memorable and funny Valentine's Day. Well, you know, sometimes these little mishaps on special days add so much more fun to the relationship. It's not always about the perfect plan but how you handle the unexpected. That's what makes these Valentine's Day stories so special and funny.

What are some of the funniest clean valentine stories you know?

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2024-11-28 05:19

Well, there's this story. A man wanted to surprise his wife on Valentine's Day. He decided to cook a big dinner. But he was not a good cook at all. He ended up making a mess in the kitchen and the food didn't look very appetizing. However, his wife was so moved by his effort that she still had a great time, and they ended up ordering pizza and laughing about the whole cooking fiasco.

Can you share some of the funniest Valentine's Day stories?

2 answers
2024-11-25 21:58

One funny story is that a guy planned an elaborate outdoor picnic for his girlfriend. But when they got to the park, it started to rain heavily. They ended up huddled under a tiny umbrella, eating soggy sandwiches, and laughing at how the perfect plan went wrong.

What are some interesting Valentine's Day stories you know?

1 answer
2024-11-15 20:28

There was a couple that got separated during Valentine's Day due to a snowstorm. But instead of being disappointed, they each made a video diary of their day, talking about their love for each other, the things they missed about being together. When they finally reunited, they watched each other's videos on Valentine's Day and it was an extremely emotional and special moment for them. It showed that love can be strong even in difficult circumstances.

What are some funny Valentine's Day stories you know?

1 answer
2024-11-06 08:29

On Valentine's Day, a couple decided to go for a horse - drawn carriage ride. The horse was a bit stubborn and stopped right in the middle of the ride. The driver was trying to coax it to move while the couple sat there. After a while, the guy started making horse noises to encourage the real horse. His girlfriend was mortified at first but then joined in, and they ended up having a really goofy and fun time while the horse just stared at them.

What are the most interesting Valentine's Day halo stories you know?

1 answer
2024-11-18 23:57

A really interesting Valentine's Day halo story involves a couple who are artists. On Valentine's Day, they created a large halo - like sculpture together. It was made of recycled materials. They placed it in their garden as a symbol of their love and also as a way to give back to nature. The halo - sculpture became a local attraction, and people would come to see it on Valentine's Day, hearing the story of their love and creativity.

What are the most interesting Valentine's Day short stories you know?

1 answer
2024-11-05 11:52

There is a story about a group of friends who decided to celebrate Valentine's Day in a unique way. Instead of the usual romantic dates, they had a 'Galentine's' or 'Palentine's' Day. They went to an amusement park, had cotton candy, and rode all the rides together, showing that Valentine's Day can also be about celebrating friendship.

What are some of the funniest Canada Day stories you know?

3 answers
2024-10-30 07:12

Well, at one Canada Day event, there was a talent show. A little girl came up to sing 'O Canada'. But she was so nervous that she started singing the words all jumbled up. Instead of the proper lyrics, she made up her own really cute version. The whole audience couldn't help but laugh and cheer for her at the same time.

What are some of the funniest Valentine's Day gone wrong incidents?

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2024-12-07 19:01

A girl once got ready for a Valentine's Day date. She put on her best dress and high heels. But as she was walking to the restaurant, her heel broke and she had to limp all the way there. Her date couldn't stop laughing. Another incident was when a guy thought he was buying his girlfriend roses, but he accidentally bought a bouquet of fake plastic ones.

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