Best Blonde Joke Stories: Share some of the funniest ones

Here's one. Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says, 'I'm going to the doctor. I'm not feeling well.' Murphy asks, 'What's wrong?' Paddy says, 'Every time I stand up quickly, I get a dizzy spell and see spots in front of my eyes.' Murphy says, 'Well, you'd better hurry up then or they'll be all painted over.'

Well, there's a funny joke story. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' Another story is about a guy who named his dog Rolex because it was a watchdog. Then there's the joke that the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A blonde was given a puzzle to put together. After hours of trying, she finally called her friend and said, 'I can't do this puzzle. It says it's supposed to be a tiger on the box, but all I have are these small pieces!' Her friend said, 'Well, it's a jigsaw puzzle. You have to put the pieces together to make the tiger.' The blonde replied, 'Oh, no wonder it's so hard!'

A blonde was driving and saw another blonde in a canoe in the middle of a field. She stopped and shouted 'It's blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson!'.

Here is one. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Ha ha.

There's also this joke. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! This joke is funny because it gives a personified reason for the tomato to turn red. Kids can easily picture a shy tomato blushing when it sees the salad dressing which is a very comical image. It also uses a bit of creativity in coming up with an unusual cause for a natural phenomenon like a tomato changing color.

Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Typically, they are about blondes making simple mistakes. For example, a blonde might be confused about basic technology. One story could be a blonde trying to use a TV remote. She keeps pressing all the buttons but nothing seems to work. Then she calls the cable company and says the TV won't turn on, only to realize she didn't plug it in.

A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.