What are some of the most memorable funny sub teacher stories?

My chemistry teacher was known for his unique demonstrations. One day, he was showing how different metals react with acids. He used a piece of zinc and when the reaction started, he made a big show of 'listening' to the fizzing sound. He said, 'The zinc is talking to us, it's saying, 'I'm having a great time in this acid bath!'. His enthusiasm and humor made the class really engaging.

There was this one time when the gym teacher was setting up a volleyball net. He got all tangled up in the net himself while trying to stretch it out. It was hilarious as he was waving his arms around trying to get free. We had to help him out in the end.

One memorable story was when a teacher mispronounced a really common word while reading aloud. The students were all shocked at first and then started laughing uncontrollably. The teacher was confused at first but then joined in the laughter when they told him what he'd done.

Well, an English teacher held a competition where parents could participate. One parent got really into it but was so nervous that when they had to say a simple English sentence, they mixed up all the words in a very comical way. For example, they said 'I cat the see' instead of 'I see the cat'. The teacher and other parents couldn't stop laughing.

There was this history teacher who would always tell stories in different accents. When he was talking about Napoleon, he put on a French accent so thick that half of us couldn't understand what he was actually saying. But it was hilarious just to watch him get so into character. It made history lessons really fun.

I remember a teacher who walked into class with his shirt on backwards. He didn't notice until one of the students pointed it out. He just laughed and said he was starting a new fashion trend in the classroom.

There was a music teacher who had a really unique way of teaching rhythm. He would make all the students stand up and march around the classroom like soldiers while chanting the beats. One day, a student accidentally tripped and knocked over a few chairs. Instead of getting angry, the teacher incorporated it into the rhythm, saying it was a new kind of 'accidental percussion'. It was so funny and we all had a great time.

There was a sub teacher who thought she was teaching an English class but walked into a science classroom. She started reading a Shakespeare passage until she noticed the strange looks from the students and the science equipment around. It was really a hilarious mix - up.

I know a teacher who taught history. On his retirement day, he dressed up as a historical figure from the era he loved the most - a Roman centurion. He walked around the classroom giving 'orders' in Latin, and the students were both amused and impressed. It was a really fun way to end his career.

I remember a teacher who was demonstrating a science experiment. He was supposed to mix two chemicals to create a non - explosive reaction. But he accidentally used the wrong amounts and there was a small 'pop' and some smoke. His face went red and he just stared at the beaker for a while before trying to laugh it off.