Do you have any funny bidet stories to share?

A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.

Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'

Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.

Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.

Well, there was this one time at my old job. The payroll system got hacked, and instead of getting our regular pay, everyone received a random amount. Some got more, some got less. It was chaos for a while until they sorted it out. There were a lot of mixed emotions in the office that day.

Sure! Once I saw a little kid at Walmart who thought the shopping carts were race cars. He was zooming around the aisles making 'vroom vroom' noises while his mom chased after him, looking both exasperated and amused.

Well, once my friend ate a whole bunch of spicy food at a buffet. Later that day, he had such bad diarrhea. He was running to the bathroom every few minutes at a party. Every time he came out, his face was all red from embarrassment and we couldn't help but laugh a bit. He learned his lesson about overdoing it on the spicy stuff.

Sure. There was once a story about a friendly ghost in an old mansion. It would play harmless pranks like moving the chairs slightly or making the curtains flutter gently. Instead of scaring people, it seemed to be seeking attention and some fun. People living there gradually got used to it and even started leaving out little treats for it, like candies or small toys.

I don't have personal 2cb stories as it's a drug and its use is illegal and dangerous in many places. But I can tell you a fictional funny story. Once there was a group who thought 2cb was a magic pill for creativity. One person took it and started seeing all the colors in the room dancing. He tried to draw what he saw but ended up just making a big mess of scribbles and laughing at himself all the while.

There was a time when I was at a concert. The singer on stage got hiccups right in the middle of a song. Instead of getting flustered, he actually incorporated the hiccups into the song in a really creative way. He made it seem like part of the rhythm, and the audience went wild. It was such a unique and funny moment that no one will forget.